"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Where is "the masturbation discussion"
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Atom Smasher
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If someone was to say this to me instead of me reading it, I would have definitely laughed.Atom Smasher said:
I also am wondering why....Nobody can even own up to why it was deleted. I wonder why? Maybe because they are addicted to masturbation and want everyone to believe its a good thing....I've stopped and I love getting random boners....feel like a man.blehck said:So, it has been deleted? Ok
But why? The admins and staff think its too embarassing for this forum to have this kind of topic?
It had so many good testimonials, it`s a shame that it all got lost
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Chickfight
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First, hahahahaaAtom Smasher said:
Secondly, I have a theory one of the moderators is a religious nut. A while back I made a thread about getting a Christian girl which got deleted... and now the epic masturbation thread? Something is going on.
cablecow15
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lmao its a conspiracy , i also read that thread , i was wanting to read it to kinda give me a boost , to not whack , and the random boners give you like a rush of man adrenaline to approach girls , especially if your well indowed in tight jeans lol jk ( i don't wear tight jeans)Chickfight said:
cablecow15
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I believe some one said masturbating is tricking your body into thinking your getting laid , so your body doesn't need to improve or become more masculine , if you stop your body's like woah wtf were not getting laid , lets change some stuff and give him boners n see if it helps him any , there may not be any science behind it , but there's defiantly something going on it may be chemical or it may be mental , but its worth it
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Atom Smasher
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For those who missed this abortion of a thread, the bottom line was: Jerking off is fine, just don't turn into a chronic porn monkey.
Benefits of not masturbating:SoSuaveDude said:
-Increased confidence
-Increased happiness (especially if you really DO want to stop masturbating)
-More interest from girls (and/or you notice this interest more easily)
-less stress
-healthier
The list goes on and on...
cablecow15
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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-Less hammerhead sharks around you.Energy25 said:
-Increased Bestosterone (it's like testosterone, but better).
-Less intergalactic space wars
-Supermodels only date dudes who don't MB
I figured since we're just pulling facts out of our ass, we might as well go balls to the wall.
You guys are f**kin weirdos. Masturbation, in normal quantities, will not make you better or worse at life.
cablecow15
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well think of it this way , if your gonna go home and do it yourself , you wont feel as big of a need to go out and get it from a girl , but everyone's entitled their own opinionMantis Toboggan said:
Yeah cause personal experience is "pulling facts out of your ass". Sorry but I'll take my own personal experience through trial and error over some loser addicted to masturbation on the internet. Whatever helps you sleep at night.Mantis Toboggan said:
Peace bro
Damn I mean yeah it was an interesting topic but there was more people posting there than in the mature men section...they are doing it wrong.
HariPoter13
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.