"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Abbott

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I disagree. I'm almost exactly the same, even if I drank too much to drive home. The worst thing I've ever done is tell a couple girls that I thought they were "hot," something I'd never do when I'm sober. Thankfully I thought they actually were attractive. My standards don't drop due to alcohol consumption.

That's good, as I won't do anything outrageous. That and the fact that on New Year's Eve I plan to go to a nearby town because from what I've heard the nightlife is better there, and the bars/clubs stay open later (4AM!).

Ben
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I do a lot of stupid **** when I'm drunk, but one great thing about being inebriated is I have complete control of when I want to bust a nut. I can bang it out for hours if I want to.
 
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When I am drunk I am either 3 things.

1. Horny and treat women like meat.

2. Quiet and antisocial looking like I am on the verge of grabbing a knife from the table and slitting everyones throat in a rage.

3. Find the biggest looking mofo and sticking my middle finger in his face.
 
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Have you guys ever been drunk in front of your girlfriends and acted stupid? If so how did that go?

Also, have you ever been out with drunken friends that behaved disturbingly bad and made you look bad in front of your girlfriend?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Awhile back one of my lady friends stopped by with a few of her girlfriends and a bottle of Absinthe. A few drinks in I was SH!TFACED. I barely remember leaving my place to go to the clubs.

The funny thing is, my chick friend told me the other day that girl "X" was asking about me.

Apparently I made an impression on one of her friends even when I was fukked up out of my mind. From what I understood I made an ass of myself that night (I was in rare form from the Absinthe). The BAD thing is, I don't remember ever even MEETING her friend. Hmmm.........
 
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