"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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When you're drunk

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Abbott

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I disagree. I'm almost exactly the same, even if I drank too much to drive home. The worst thing I've ever done is tell a couple girls that I thought they were "hot," something I'd never do when I'm sober. Thankfully I thought they actually were attractive. My standards don't drop due to alcohol consumption.

That's good, as I won't do anything outrageous. That and the fact that on New Year's Eve I plan to go to a nearby town because from what I've heard the nightlife is better there, and the bars/clubs stay open later (4AM!).

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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TyTe`EyEs

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I do a lot of stupid **** when I'm drunk, but one great thing about being inebriated is I have complete control of when I want to bust a nut. I can bang it out for hours if I want to.
 
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When I am drunk I am either 3 things.

1. Horny and treat women like meat.

2. Quiet and antisocial looking like I am on the verge of grabbing a knife from the table and slitting everyones throat in a rage.

3. Find the biggest looking mofo and sticking my middle finger in his face.
 
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Have you guys ever been drunk in front of your girlfriends and acted stupid? If so how did that go?

Also, have you ever been out with drunken friends that behaved disturbingly bad and made you look bad in front of your girlfriend?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Awhile back one of my lady friends stopped by with a few of her girlfriends and a bottle of Absinthe. A few drinks in I was SH!TFACED. I barely remember leaving my place to go to the clubs.

The funny thing is, my chick friend told me the other day that girl "X" was asking about me.

Apparently I made an impression on one of her friends even when I was fukked up out of my mind. From what I understood I made an ass of myself that night (I was in rare form from the Absinthe). The BAD thing is, I don't remember ever even MEETING her friend. Hmmm.........
 
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