When they ask "What do you do for work?"

[Mike32ct]

Welcome back Slickster.

 

[MrWood]

Q: What do you do for work?
A1: I do very bad things, and I do them very well
A2: Different things

 

[Rainman4707]

I fvcked her that night and I felt a little gross doing it (the main thing is the smokers breath and voice can't stand that), she had a nice pvssy though her being way too overweight for my standards. I've had worse about 9 years ago I'd say but that was a 3-some. Anyway, I fvcked her long and hard and almost raw, just nibbling around her lips, but never going in full monty, slipped on the Crown rubber I brought and went to town. I'm still feeling the horrible effects of having fvcked her almost 2 weeks ago. Do I regret it? eh, nah, it was an experience though bad, I mean she Loved me and wants to continue hooking up, but I ignore of course. She'd be decent if she lost weight even still she's hard rode I don't want her. She was poor as fvck run down apartment not much furniture nothing nice too total mismatch but I was horny. It just shows one more experience of what I do NOT want in a woman, but I got laid nonetheless, and apparently she was clean cause as I feel/look really fine several days later. I almost went in her raw though, but my larger brain took over and said it's not worth it. With a slim hot chick it would have been of course to go a little further, but still I need to catch myself and wrap it up always. I need to get in touch with other girls reunite, girls I know.

I can relate. I dont fap, sometimes shag a girl below my standards, just to free up some space in my ball sack. Needs to come out somehow.

 

[Rainman4707]

I know this subject has been covered on the Don Juan forums countless times, but today I have a couple fishies on my line and one of em has asked this question. She works at 7-Eleven, just got off work. She's a hoe through and through, but late 20s so I let it slide. Sorta overweight, nose ring nice eyes fvcked up teeth good cheeks and face, long curls hair blonde, tats. So we are back n' forth, while she's at work and I'm running around a track at a high school in the blazing sun trying to beat my times (1.5 mile is getting worse! than a few weeks before haha but at least I'm out there doing it). She's very much laughing at our banter and I can tell she's DTF. So I go to the grocery store afterwards and pick up my usually greens apples watermelon bananas meat, get back to my F-250 and start texting her again in response to 3 from her and one of em is about work. I beat around the bush, you know, how were are supposed to do and make up something crazy off-the-wall (that just CAN'T be true) and she laughs of course, but then she persists and asks again what do you do? I just texted back that her getting off early in the day rocks (kinda sexually if you think about it - can mean both ways) and then that it is stable for 13 years and I'd rather not talk about my work as it's "top secret." That's the best I could think of to avoid her knowing where I work (too soon! I mean, I don't even know this b!tch...it's ok that I know where she works in a slum job but it's NOT ok for her to know where 'I' work about 10X higher value if you do the math). It's NOT ok. We can talk about 'fairness' all we want, but it's not ok. If she was on equal footing pay-wise or a little less, then I'd tell her.

Now, I've got another hoe lined up for tonight, but she's a single mom, tatted, a tad overweight as well, but What Can I Do? That's ALL I can get at the moment. The Well is DRY. The river's run dry. I need a fvck! BAD. But I'm afraid I might pick up something from one of these hoes. I'm AMAZED that I haven't caught any herpes from kissing the 30-40% trashy women I've kissed over the years. I must have a good immune system, knock on wood. Yes, I am dumpster-divin.

Been telling the truth. If she dosent like the answer..then it saves us both a lot of time.

You can also make her guess.

 

[Georgepithyou]

I Tell them I'm the Supreme Chieftan of a tribe In Zimbabwe, way more exciting than what i actually do and that response always gets a good laugh.

 

[CAPSLOCK BANDIT]

Telling her what you do for work is a much deeper question than one would initially think: This gives her a rough idea of your schedule, how much time you have free vs. How much you are giving her, if there are many female coworkers or are you isolated, as well as much more, bit pedantic to go on, point is, telling her is giving her more information than you may want put out, I don't ever declare what I do.

 

[B80]

I usually say something like people traffiking albanian/Romanian slaves.

Gets a laugh if nothing else.

 

[AlphaDraconis]

I know this subject has been covered on the Don Juan forums countless times, but today I have a couple fishies on my line and one of em has asked this question. She works at 7-Eleven, just got off work. She's a hoe through and through, but late 20s so I let it slide. Sorta overweight, nose ring nice eyes fvcked up teeth good cheeks and face, long curls hair blonde, tats. So we are back n' forth, while she's at work and I'm running around a track at a high school in the blazing sun trying to beat my times (1.5 mile is getting worse! than a few weeks before haha but at least I'm out there doing it). She's very much laughing at our banter and I can tell she's DTF. So I go to the grocery store afterwards and pick up my usually greens apples watermelon bananas meat, get back to my F-250 and start texting her again in response to 3 from her and one of em is about work. I beat around the bush, you know, how were are supposed to do and make up something crazy off-the-wall (that just CAN'T be true) and she laughs of course, but then she persists and asks again what do you do? I just texted back that her getting off early in the day rocks (kinda sexually if you think about it - can mean both ways) and then that it is stable for 13 years and I'd rather not talk about my work as it's "top secret." That's the best I could think of to avoid her knowing where I work (too soon! I mean, I don't even know this b!tch...it's ok that I know where she works in a slum job but it's NOT ok for her to know where 'I' work about 10X higher value if you do the math). It's NOT ok. We can talk about 'fairness' all we want, but it's not ok. If she was on equal footing pay-wise or a little less, then I'd tell her.

Now, I've got another hoe lined up for tonight, but she's a single mom, tatted, a tad overweight as well, but What Can I Do? That's ALL I can get at the moment. The Well is DRY. The river's run dry. I need a fvck! BAD. But I'm afraid I might pick up something from one of these hoes. I'm AMAZED that I haven't caught any herpes from kissing the 30-40% trashy women I've kissed over the years. I must have a good immune system, knock on wood. Yes, I am dumpster-divin.

You tell her you have you’re own business. When she asks what, you tell her you’re a CEO within fast food industry. Then, when time is right (a few months in) introduce her to your hotdog stand.

 

[SW15]

Try not to answer the question directly in a lot of cases, especially if you're being asked when picking up a woman in a bar. Being mysterious will build attraction. Most people also have boring jobs so a direct answer will often stall a conversation.

If you have a boring, white collar office job that required either a business or liberal arts type major, it's best to use some generic thing, like worker bee drone. You would only use this answer in a non-bar pickup or on a date.

If you're unemployed, tell women you're unemployed. If she's attracted, you might get the quick bang because she won't pick up beta male provider vibes from an unemployed guy. However, if you are unemployed, you're going to have a real problem starting any sort of extended relationship until you get re-employed if you're a white collar guy. If you're a general deadbeat dude, your unemployment won't be held against you.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Standard response:

"Hitman by day, stripper by night. No rest for the weary..."

 

[Gstring]

"Hitman by day, stripper by night. No rest for the weary..."

What if she says...”okey, let’s be serious and honest to each other, I don’t like immaturity in men”

 

[BackInTheGame78]

What if she says...”okey, let’s be serious and honest to each other, I don’t like immaturity in men”

Can't date a woman with no sense of humor so I'd let her bore someone else to death.

 

[Gstring]

Can't date a woman with no sense of humor so I'd let her bore someone else to death.

But that is not what I asked...what do you reply?

 

[andreihaha]

But that is not what I asked...what do you reply?

You don't. You laugh and move the conversation in a direction you're interested in.

 

[FuzzX]

I'm retired. People love hearing this, then they want to know all about you. If you know how, you can retire on nothing but thats a topic for another thread.

 

[Guitar_Whizz]

I don't agree with this post. Once you get to a certain level of maturity as man and with woman, and you are comfortable and confident within yourself, you don't need to play these silly games. You can just tell women what you do for a living directly and confidently. I cringe at posts like this. You guys really do overcomplicate this stuff a lot!

 

[FuzzX]

I'm a private investigator, I investigate people's privates.