"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When Buying Condoms.

felony

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Hey guys,

I want to hear any stories you have about buying condoms. Whether it was some old granny looking at you funny at the counter, or your mum or ex gf walked in the pharmacy etc! haha.

Also, i bought some from the pharmacy during the week and there was a pretty fine pharmacy girl behind the counter. She didn't say anything but i was trying to think what i could say to get her wet or her number ! Next time i might ask what her opinion is on which type she reccomends... ribbed or coloured... or make a passing comment about hoping they are big enough. haha


Anything remotely relevant don't hesitate to post!

cheers,

felony.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Eternal

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Went in a few years ago and bought some Magnums XL for the hell of it because my friends and I do crazy crap like that (hence my name) and the cashier was a fine female, probably 17-20. I got a smile, wink, and an "enjoy" during the checkout...Too bad I didn't know this forum then, lol. :p

PS - The condoms became anntena ornaments on random cars at the mall.
 

felony

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HAHA that's hilarious "antenna ornaments on random cars".

Yeah well if i get a situation like that i want to make full use of it!

Keep them coming,

felony.
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by felony
HAHA that's hilarious "antenna ornaments on random cars".

Yeah well if i get a situation like that i want to make full use of it!

Keep them coming,

felony.
Lol, I was 14 at the time and had no clue who or what a Don Juan or Sosuave was, so I did nothing except pay for them...But yeah, if that situation "arises" again, I'll make full use of it...Now keep the situations "cuming."
 

myfriendblu

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Originally posted by crazykid
Went in a few years ago and bought some Magnums XL for the hell of it because my friends and I do crazy crap like that (hence my name) and the cashier was a fine female, probably 17-20. I got a smile, wink, and an "enjoy" during the checkout...Too bad I didn't know this forum then, lol. :p

PS - The condoms became anntena ornaments on random cars at the mall.
Hey Crazy,
You ever try Magnums? Just curious if there a slightly roomier fit than most condoms, or if there freaking huge. Im not about to go and shell out the $$$ if there not, its just regular condoms are snug and kinda give me a rash at the base, like if you had a rubber band around your wrist that was snug. Im not a horse or anything, but I think the regular ones are just a little bit "tight"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Eternal

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Originally posted by myfriendblu
Hey Crazy,
You ever try Magnums? Just curious if there a slightly roomier fit than most condoms, or if there freaking huge. Im not about to go and shell out the $$$ if there not, its just regular condoms are snug and kinda give me a rash at the base, like if you had a rubber band around your wrist that was snug. Im not a horse or anything, but I think the regular ones are just a little bit "tight"
No, never tried them, but they did seem a bit wider when I was putting them on the anntenas. Look at it this way: a normal condom being a little tight is MUCH better then a Magnum condom being a little loose.
 

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Condoms should be tight. Snug, with a little extra tension around the bottom,is how they fit.

Magnums are only to stroke the ego of guys who have/think they have big ****s. I put a regular condom over a 2x4 once without much trouble. Your penis will fit.
 

MetalFortress

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Originally posted by crazykid
Went in a few years ago and bought some Magnums XL for the hell of it because my friends and I do crazy crap like that (hence my name) and the cashier was a fine female, probably 17-20. I got a smile, wink, and an "enjoy" during the checkout...Too bad I didn't know this forum then, lol. :p

PS - The condoms became anntena ornaments on random cars at the mall.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHH

No stories here, but that is the funniest thing I've read online in a LONG time!
 
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