Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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When Buying Condoms.

felony

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Hey guys,

I want to hear any stories you have about buying condoms. Whether it was some old granny looking at you funny at the counter, or your mum or ex gf walked in the pharmacy etc! haha.

Also, i bought some from the pharmacy during the week and there was a pretty fine pharmacy girl behind the counter. She didn't say anything but i was trying to think what i could say to get her wet or her number ! Next time i might ask what her opinion is on which type she reccomends... ribbed or coloured... or make a passing comment about hoping they are big enough. haha


Anything remotely relevant don't hesitate to post!

cheers,

felony.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Eternal

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Went in a few years ago and bought some Magnums XL for the hell of it because my friends and I do crazy crap like that (hence my name) and the cashier was a fine female, probably 17-20. I got a smile, wink, and an "enjoy" during the checkout...Too bad I didn't know this forum then, lol. :p

PS - The condoms became anntena ornaments on random cars at the mall.
 

felony

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HAHA that's hilarious "antenna ornaments on random cars".

Yeah well if i get a situation like that i want to make full use of it!

Keep them coming,

felony.
 

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Originally posted by felony
HAHA that's hilarious "antenna ornaments on random cars".

Yeah well if i get a situation like that i want to make full use of it!

Keep them coming,

felony.
Lol, I was 14 at the time and had no clue who or what a Don Juan or Sosuave was, so I did nothing except pay for them...But yeah, if that situation "arises" again, I'll make full use of it...Now keep the situations "cuming."
 

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Originally posted by crazykid
Went in a few years ago and bought some Magnums XL for the hell of it because my friends and I do crazy crap like that (hence my name) and the cashier was a fine female, probably 17-20. I got a smile, wink, and an "enjoy" during the checkout...Too bad I didn't know this forum then, lol. :p

PS - The condoms became anntena ornaments on random cars at the mall.
Hey Crazy,
You ever try Magnums? Just curious if there a slightly roomier fit than most condoms, or if there freaking huge. Im not about to go and shell out the $$$ if there not, its just regular condoms are snug and kinda give me a rash at the base, like if you had a rubber band around your wrist that was snug. Im not a horse or anything, but I think the regular ones are just a little bit "tight"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Eternal

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Originally posted by myfriendblu
Hey Crazy,
You ever try Magnums? Just curious if there a slightly roomier fit than most condoms, or if there freaking huge. Im not about to go and shell out the $$$ if there not, its just regular condoms are snug and kinda give me a rash at the base, like if you had a rubber band around your wrist that was snug. Im not a horse or anything, but I think the regular ones are just a little bit "tight"
No, never tried them, but they did seem a bit wider when I was putting them on the anntenas. Look at it this way: a normal condom being a little tight is MUCH better then a Magnum condom being a little loose.
 

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Condoms should be tight. Snug, with a little extra tension around the bottom,is how they fit.

Magnums are only to stroke the ego of guys who have/think they have big ****s. I put a regular condom over a 2x4 once without much trouble. Your penis will fit.
 

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Originally posted by crazykid
Went in a few years ago and bought some Magnums XL for the hell of it because my friends and I do crazy crap like that (hence my name) and the cashier was a fine female, probably 17-20. I got a smile, wink, and an "enjoy" during the checkout...Too bad I didn't know this forum then, lol. :p

PS - The condoms became anntena ornaments on random cars at the mall.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHH

No stories here, but that is the funniest thing I've read online in a LONG time!
 
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