"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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When Buying Condoms.

felony

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Hey guys,

I want to hear any stories you have about buying condoms. Whether it was some old granny looking at you funny at the counter, or your mum or ex gf walked in the pharmacy etc! haha.

Also, i bought some from the pharmacy during the week and there was a pretty fine pharmacy girl behind the counter. She didn't say anything but i was trying to think what i could say to get her wet or her number ! Next time i might ask what her opinion is on which type she reccomends... ribbed or coloured... or make a passing comment about hoping they are big enough. haha


Anything remotely relevant don't hesitate to post!

cheers,

felony.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Went in a few years ago and bought some Magnums XL for the hell of it because my friends and I do crazy crap like that (hence my name) and the cashier was a fine female, probably 17-20. I got a smile, wink, and an "enjoy" during the checkout...Too bad I didn't know this forum then, lol. :p

PS - The condoms became anntena ornaments on random cars at the mall.
 

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HAHA that's hilarious "antenna ornaments on random cars".

Yeah well if i get a situation like that i want to make full use of it!

Keep them coming,

felony.
 

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Originally posted by felony
HAHA that's hilarious "antenna ornaments on random cars".

Yeah well if i get a situation like that i want to make full use of it!

Keep them coming,

felony.
Lol, I was 14 at the time and had no clue who or what a Don Juan or Sosuave was, so I did nothing except pay for them...But yeah, if that situation "arises" again, I'll make full use of it...Now keep the situations "cuming."
 

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Originally posted by crazykid
Went in a few years ago and bought some Magnums XL for the hell of it because my friends and I do crazy crap like that (hence my name) and the cashier was a fine female, probably 17-20. I got a smile, wink, and an "enjoy" during the checkout...Too bad I didn't know this forum then, lol. :p

PS - The condoms became anntena ornaments on random cars at the mall.
Hey Crazy,
You ever try Magnums? Just curious if there a slightly roomier fit than most condoms, or if there freaking huge. Im not about to go and shell out the $$$ if there not, its just regular condoms are snug and kinda give me a rash at the base, like if you had a rubber band around your wrist that was snug. Im not a horse or anything, but I think the regular ones are just a little bit "tight"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by myfriendblu
Hey Crazy,
You ever try Magnums? Just curious if there a slightly roomier fit than most condoms, or if there freaking huge. Im not about to go and shell out the $$$ if there not, its just regular condoms are snug and kinda give me a rash at the base, like if you had a rubber band around your wrist that was snug. Im not a horse or anything, but I think the regular ones are just a little bit "tight"
No, never tried them, but they did seem a bit wider when I was putting them on the anntenas. Look at it this way: a normal condom being a little tight is MUCH better then a Magnum condom being a little loose.
 

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Condoms should be tight. Snug, with a little extra tension around the bottom,is how they fit.

Magnums are only to stroke the ego of guys who have/think they have big ****s. I put a regular condom over a 2x4 once without much trouble. Your penis will fit.
 

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Originally posted by crazykid
Went in a few years ago and bought some Magnums XL for the hell of it because my friends and I do crazy crap like that (hence my name) and the cashier was a fine female, probably 17-20. I got a smile, wink, and an "enjoy" during the checkout...Too bad I didn't know this forum then, lol. :p

PS - The condoms became anntena ornaments on random cars at the mall.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHH

No stories here, but that is the funniest thing I've read online in a LONG time!
 
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