"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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WHen are you too old to bang chicks in the Backseat of your car?

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Bud_Fox

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At what age does it become inappropriate to bang a chick/mess around in the backseat?

Right now me and my latest girlfriend both live with our parents, and besides getting a hotel room, the backseat seems like the only solution.

Any tips?

By the way, i'm 25 and she is 22.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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GuanYu

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Never too old IMO as long as you both don't care.
 

amoka

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you may want to do it at a discrete location where you can avoid being caught.
 

guywhoneedshelp

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Even people in their 30's do it to be kinda like "just like old times baby remember?"

Never too old, if its a long term girlfriend I'm sure she'd appreciate the nostalgic feeling from it, unless you're in your 50's lol
 

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My 40yo boy bangs his 18yo gf in the backseat of his truck all the time.

She still lives at home and he's in a situation where he can't take her to his place, so there aren't very many places they can go. Parking structures and behind supermarkets work -- just make sure your girl has her ID w/ her if you're going to do it on the regular. (cops stopped them once and she was carded).

Where there's a will - there's a way! :cheer:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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you know if you get caught ITS A SEX OFFENDER TICKET RIGHT.

Get out on your own..........sheesh 25 still at home.
 

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or send parents to the movies........that way you got 2 hours and its gotta be cheaper than a motel.
 

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Never too old. But, its always alot better IMO when you got a place of your own. To bring the b!tches back to your shaggin palace.
 

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Haha fun memories..

Just out of curiousity though, anybody know the real legal implications of this?

Is it illegal to have sex in a parked car? What if the windows are tinted and nobody can see you so there's no indecent exposure?

What exactly is the crime you'd be charged with and how serious is it?

I've heard of friends getting caught and the cop let them go after making sure they weren't of illegal ages and that both people were there consentually, but I think he just let them off easy.

Its great fun, just curious about the risks.
 

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Bud_Fox said:
At what age does it become inappropriate to bang a chick/mess around in the backseat?

i'm 25 and she is 22.
The fact that you're asking that question probably makes you think you are too old already
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Too old for it: when you're no longer agile enough to get it on in the backseat.
 

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SmoothTalker said:
Haha fun memories..

Just out of curiousity though, anybody know the real legal implications of this?

Is it illegal to have sex in a parked car? What if the windows are tinted and nobody can see you so there's no indecent exposure?

What exactly is the crime you'd be charged with and how serious is it?

I've heard of friends getting caught and the cop let them go after making sure they weren't of illegal ages and that both people were there consentually, but I think he just let them off easy.

Its great fun, just curious about the risks.

I second this.^^

Any po-po among us?
 

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SmoothTalker said:
Haha fun memories..

Just out of curiousity though, anybody know the real legal implications of this?

Is it illegal to have sex in a parked car? What if the windows are tinted and nobody can see you so there's no indecent exposure?

What exactly is the crime you'd be charged with and how serious is it?

I've heard of friends getting caught and the cop let them go after making sure they weren't of illegal ages and that both people were there consentually, but I think he just let them off easy.

Its great fun, just curious about the risks.
You could get cited for having too small of a wanker :D. Probably public indencency, disorderly conduct or some misdemeaner like that.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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You don't have any friends who have their own place you could "borrow" for about 15 minutes?
 
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