"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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WHen are you too old to bang chicks in the Backseat of your car?

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Bud_Fox

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At what age does it become inappropriate to bang a chick/mess around in the backseat?

Right now me and my latest girlfriend both live with our parents, and besides getting a hotel room, the backseat seems like the only solution.

Any tips?

By the way, i'm 25 and she is 22.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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GuanYu

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Never too old IMO as long as you both don't care.
 
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you may want to do it at a discrete location where you can avoid being caught.
 
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Even people in their 30's do it to be kinda like "just like old times baby remember?"

Never too old, if its a long term girlfriend I'm sure she'd appreciate the nostalgic feeling from it, unless you're in your 50's lol
 
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My 40yo boy bangs his 18yo gf in the backseat of his truck all the time.

She still lives at home and he's in a situation where he can't take her to his place, so there aren't very many places they can go. Parking structures and behind supermarkets work -- just make sure your girl has her ID w/ her if you're going to do it on the regular. (cops stopped them once and she was carded).

Where there's a will - there's a way! :cheer:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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you know if you get caught ITS A SEX OFFENDER TICKET RIGHT.

Get out on your own..........sheesh 25 still at home.
 
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or send parents to the movies........that way you got 2 hours and its gotta be cheaper than a motel.
 
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Never too old. But, its always alot better IMO when you got a place of your own. To bring the b!tches back to your shaggin palace.
 
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Haha fun memories..

Just out of curiousity though, anybody know the real legal implications of this?

Is it illegal to have sex in a parked car? What if the windows are tinted and nobody can see you so there's no indecent exposure?

What exactly is the crime you'd be charged with and how serious is it?

I've heard of friends getting caught and the cop let them go after making sure they weren't of illegal ages and that both people were there consentually, but I think he just let them off easy.

Its great fun, just curious about the risks.
 
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Bud_Fox said:
At what age does it become inappropriate to bang a chick/mess around in the backseat?

i'm 25 and she is 22.
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The fact that you're asking that question probably makes you think you are too old already
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Too old for it: when you're no longer agile enough to get it on in the backseat.
 
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SmoothTalker said:
Haha fun memories..

Just out of curiousity though, anybody know the real legal implications of this?

Is it illegal to have sex in a parked car? What if the windows are tinted and nobody can see you so there's no indecent exposure?

What exactly is the crime you'd be charged with and how serious is it?

I've heard of friends getting caught and the cop let them go after making sure they weren't of illegal ages and that both people were there consentually, but I think he just let them off easy.

Its great fun, just curious about the risks.
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I second this.^^

Any po-po among us?
 
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SmoothTalker said:
Haha fun memories..

Just out of curiousity though, anybody know the real legal implications of this?

Is it illegal to have sex in a parked car? What if the windows are tinted and nobody can see you so there's no indecent exposure?

What exactly is the crime you'd be charged with and how serious is it?

I've heard of friends getting caught and the cop let them go after making sure they weren't of illegal ages and that both people were there consentually, but I think he just let them off easy.

Its great fun, just curious about the risks.
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You could get cited for having too small of a wanker :D. Probably public indencency, disorderly conduct or some misdemeaner like that.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You don't have any friends who have their own place you could "borrow" for about 15 minutes?
 
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