"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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WHen are you too old to bang chicks in the Backseat of your car?

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Bud_Fox

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At what age does it become inappropriate to bang a chick/mess around in the backseat?

Right now me and my latest girlfriend both live with our parents, and besides getting a hotel room, the backseat seems like the only solution.

Any tips?

By the way, i'm 25 and she is 22.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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GuanYu

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Never too old IMO as long as you both don't care.
 
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you may want to do it at a discrete location where you can avoid being caught.
 
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Even people in their 30's do it to be kinda like "just like old times baby remember?"

Never too old, if its a long term girlfriend I'm sure she'd appreciate the nostalgic feeling from it, unless you're in your 50's lol
 
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My 40yo boy bangs his 18yo gf in the backseat of his truck all the time.

She still lives at home and he's in a situation where he can't take her to his place, so there aren't very many places they can go. Parking structures and behind supermarkets work -- just make sure your girl has her ID w/ her if you're going to do it on the regular. (cops stopped them once and she was carded).

Where there's a will - there's a way! :cheer:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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you know if you get caught ITS A SEX OFFENDER TICKET RIGHT.

Get out on your own..........sheesh 25 still at home.
 
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or send parents to the movies........that way you got 2 hours and its gotta be cheaper than a motel.
 
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Never too old. But, its always alot better IMO when you got a place of your own. To bring the b!tches back to your shaggin palace.
 
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Haha fun memories..

Just out of curiousity though, anybody know the real legal implications of this?

Is it illegal to have sex in a parked car? What if the windows are tinted and nobody can see you so there's no indecent exposure?

What exactly is the crime you'd be charged with and how serious is it?

I've heard of friends getting caught and the cop let them go after making sure they weren't of illegal ages and that both people were there consentually, but I think he just let them off easy.

Its great fun, just curious about the risks.
 
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Bud_Fox said:
At what age does it become inappropriate to bang a chick/mess around in the backseat?

i'm 25 and she is 22.
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The fact that you're asking that question probably makes you think you are too old already
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Too old for it: when you're no longer agile enough to get it on in the backseat.
 
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SmoothTalker said:
Haha fun memories..

Just out of curiousity though, anybody know the real legal implications of this?

Is it illegal to have sex in a parked car? What if the windows are tinted and nobody can see you so there's no indecent exposure?

What exactly is the crime you'd be charged with and how serious is it?

I've heard of friends getting caught and the cop let them go after making sure they weren't of illegal ages and that both people were there consentually, but I think he just let them off easy.

Its great fun, just curious about the risks.
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I second this.^^

Any po-po among us?
 
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SmoothTalker said:
Haha fun memories..

Just out of curiousity though, anybody know the real legal implications of this?

Is it illegal to have sex in a parked car? What if the windows are tinted and nobody can see you so there's no indecent exposure?

What exactly is the crime you'd be charged with and how serious is it?

I've heard of friends getting caught and the cop let them go after making sure they weren't of illegal ages and that both people were there consentually, but I think he just let them off easy.

Its great fun, just curious about the risks.
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You could get cited for having too small of a wanker :D. Probably public indencency, disorderly conduct or some misdemeaner like that.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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You don't have any friends who have their own place you could "borrow" for about 15 minutes?
 
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