"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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When A Girl Asks You Back To Hers To Study...

Chemistry

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Can a girl be this blatant?

Given an invitation for tomorrow, which is all quite normal, however then she goes on to point out how Housemate A will be elsewhere, Housemate B won't be in, Housemate C is also elsewhere... and to quote her

"so we'll have the house to ourselves"


Is this the perfect silent study alternative to the library or does this girl just want some that badly!!?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i would turn up, forget the idea of sex, study really hard, reject any advances she makes and then leave.

if she invites you AGAIN, then its time to make a move.

if she doesnt, she didnt want it "that badly".
 

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It does sound like she was emphasising that you two would be alone together. What was her body language like when she said this?

When you're there make a move! :D
 

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Originally posted by JasonR
i would turn up, forget the idea of sex, study really hard, reject any advances she makes and then leave.

if she invites you AGAIN, then its time to make a move.

if she doesnt, she didnt want it "that badly".
I disagree. With some chicks there is only a miniscule window of opportunity. Life is too short - he must capitalise on the situation before it's too late!
 

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Did I mention we're going to dinner at a nice Italian in the city before all this, lol...

And did I mention that dinner together was her suggestion!?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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JasonR

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Originally posted by Eggchen
I disagree. With some chicks there is only a miniscule window of opportunity. Life is too short - he must capitalise on the situation before it's too late!
I guess i only like having sex with girls that i know really want to have sex with me.
If she couldnt hold out ONE time before moving on to the next guy, i wouldnt want her.
 

hitmanchronicles

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Originally posted by Ashley Chuckles
Can a girl be this blatant?

Given an invitation for tomorrow, which is all quite normal, however then she goes on to point out how Housemate A will be elsewhere, Housemate B won't be in, Housemate C is also elsewhere... and to quote her

"so we'll have the house to ourselves"


Is this the perfect silent study alternative to the library or does this girl just want some that badly!!?
Man.....

Originally posted by Ashley Chuckles
Did I mention we're going to dinner at a nice Italian in the city before all this, lol...

And did I mention that dinner together was her suggestion!?
with 420 posts and you still asking this question?
 

Mr. Delicious

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Originally posted by Ashley Chuckles
Can a girl be this blatant?

Given an invitation for tomorrow, which is all quite normal, however then she goes on to point out how Housemate A will be elsewhere, Housemate B won't be in, Housemate C is also elsewhere... and to quote her

"so we'll have the house to ourselves"


Is this the perfect silent study alternative to the library or does this girl just want some that badly!!?
If you dont hook up with her in any way at all your a dissapointment to all mankind. Definately let us know what happens
 

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This is a blatant I want you to **** me. Dont expect her to do ANY work towards sex. You have to make it happen. She's layed out the plan for you already, you just have to take whats she's handing out. Git' EM!!!

--Lan
 

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Ashley Chuckles,

Do you want this girl?

If so, DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH.

Go and shag her brain loose. Then do it again.

Tally Ho!

Cheers,
Mav
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Ashley Chuckles
Did I mention we're going to dinner at a nice Italian in the city before all this, lol...

And did I mention that dinner together was her suggestion!?
Jesus, what, this girl has to paint the words "HAVE SEX WITH ME ASHLEY" in bright red body paint on her naked flesh in order for you to get a hint?
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Jesus, what, this girl has to paint the words "HAVE SEX WITH ME ASHLEY" in bright red body paint on her naked flesh in order for you to get a hint?
he does get the hint, but he is just posting in order to boast how he is going over to her place......
 

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Originally posted by Ashley Chuckles
Can a girl be this blatant?

Yes.

She wants you. However, if you suck at a subject and really NEED to study, do it instead of the chick.

Grades and schoolwork are more important.
 

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this one time, I went over to my friend's house, because we were supposed to hang out. When I got there a note on the door told me to come on in, and she came out to greet me in a towel as she'd just gotten out of the shower. suddenly, it slipped off! oops. she took her time about putting it back on.

she went into her room to get dressed, then came out in just her underwear and asked me if I would help her put her bra on. I did, then we watched a movie. we didn't have sex, but I gave her a hug bye at the end. she never spoke to me again after that.



















HA. JUST KIDDING. WHEN I GET OBVIOUS SIGNALS I DON'T ACT LIKE A FUGGIN IDIOT AND SECOND GUESS THEM. STOP BRAGGING AND START ACTING.
 
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