"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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When a Girl Asks How Often You Visit JILL

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So I was talking to this girl I go out with periodically, and she asks me how often I "get a visit from Jill." (Jill, for those of you who dont know, is a slang term for jerking off. 4 fingers, each with a letter, J-I-L-L. Must be a local thing...)

Jokingly, I say "who is Jill?" and "can I get her number?". I asked if it was a serious question, and she says yeah.

So I joke around a bit more, then say something like "are you doing a study or something? Im not telling you unless you tell me how many times you get a visit from ... Ed..."

Lame, but anyways, she says never... I say "well at least you arent Amish".. then says she has to go...

All of this is instant messaging. I hate instant messaging because there is no body language...

So what does this mean? Is she kidding around with me, or is she trying to bring up the subject? And I seriously dont think she never gets a visit from "Ed" or whatever his name may be... And what shouldve I said?

Input, por favor!
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is your real name Jack?

I have no idea what she is talking about and frankly it's a little creepy. Maybe she meant Jail?
 

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Two words. Batsh!t loco.
 

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Jill is a slang term for jerking off. 4 fingers, J-I-L-L. Must be a Ohio thing...

Thats why I said Ed: 2 fingers, female equivalent..
 

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river105 said:
Lame, but anyways, she says never... I say "well at least you arent Amish".. then says she has to go...
Input, por favor!
Just to make sure, you are aware she lied right? Just about every guy and gal has done it once, especially those asking other people how many times they've done it.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Nighthawk

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Haha, you learn something new everyday.

Yeah tell her she's a lying little wanker.
 

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Yeah I thought she was lying.

So what shouldve I said, and why is she asking this?
 

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So I learned something new today as well. If you hold up your right hand with all the fingers spread out, it looks like J I l l, or JILL. I thought it was just an assignment of one letter to each finger, leaving out the thumb, but now it makes much more sense.

In any case, BUMP. Id still like to know why she would ask such a question...
 

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Every girl says never.


Every girl does it on a regular basis.

They don't want to sound sl*tty
 

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Why not say, I actually haven't visited Jill in a while, can you take care of that?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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donovan said:
Why not say, I actually haven't visited Jill in a while, can you take care of that?
Brilliant! Ill try to find the right moment.

But as to the psychology...why would she ask? Women are crazy.
 
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