"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When a Girl Asks How Often You Visit JILL

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So I was talking to this girl I go out with periodically, and she asks me how often I "get a visit from Jill." (Jill, for those of you who dont know, is a slang term for jerking off. 4 fingers, each with a letter, J-I-L-L. Must be a local thing...)

Jokingly, I say "who is Jill?" and "can I get her number?". I asked if it was a serious question, and she says yeah.

So I joke around a bit more, then say something like "are you doing a study or something? Im not telling you unless you tell me how many times you get a visit from ... Ed..."

Lame, but anyways, she says never... I say "well at least you arent Amish".. then says she has to go...

All of this is instant messaging. I hate instant messaging because there is no body language...

So what does this mean? Is she kidding around with me, or is she trying to bring up the subject? And I seriously dont think she never gets a visit from "Ed" or whatever his name may be... And what shouldve I said?

Input, por favor!
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Is your real name Jack?

I have no idea what she is talking about and frankly it's a little creepy. Maybe she meant Jail?
 

Panda 2000

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Two words. Batsh!t loco.
 

river105

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Jill is a slang term for jerking off. 4 fingers, J-I-L-L. Must be a Ohio thing...

Thats why I said Ed: 2 fingers, female equivalent..
 

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river105 said:
Lame, but anyways, she says never... I say "well at least you arent Amish".. then says she has to go...
Input, por favor!
Just to make sure, you are aware she lied right? Just about every guy and gal has done it once, especially those asking other people how many times they've done it.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Nighthawk

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Haha, you learn something new everyday.

Yeah tell her she's a lying little wanker.
 

river105

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Yeah I thought she was lying.

So what shouldve I said, and why is she asking this?
 

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So I learned something new today as well. If you hold up your right hand with all the fingers spread out, it looks like J I l l, or JILL. I thought it was just an assignment of one letter to each finger, leaving out the thumb, but now it makes much more sense.

In any case, BUMP. Id still like to know why she would ask such a question...
 

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Every girl says never.


Every girl does it on a regular basis.

They don't want to sound sl*tty
 

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Why not say, I actually haven't visited Jill in a while, can you take care of that?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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river105

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donovan said:
Why not say, I actually haven't visited Jill in a while, can you take care of that?
Brilliant! Ill try to find the right moment.

But as to the psychology...why would she ask? Women are crazy.
 
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