LA_Chico
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Feet or Meters bro/?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Whats your Penis size?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Kev07
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Not big enough to brag about
sparky0000
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too bad this isn't a picture thread :yes:
Skilla_Staz
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Charm&Style
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Cruise said:
this thread isn't about body height...its about penis length
but tanx for letting us know ur a legal dwarf.
Skilla_Staz
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5 feet and 15 inches is 6 feet 3 inches...
Legal Dwarf? No. Legally retarded? maybe
Legal Dwarf? No. Legally retarded? maybe
Docs
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You know if you wanted to compare penises, you should just find a group of guys, and whip out your buddy and ask them, can you compare?:crackup:
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Docs said:
I sometimes do that.....in the locker room but I always lose.
Boo- Hoo......I dont know why, maybe because I am over-weight (profile pic)
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Docs
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So...you figured the Internet was a place to try and find some form of hope that there are indeed guys like you that exist?
Sorry to break your hopes, but you're one of a kind.
Sorry to break your hopes, but you're one of a kind.
Skilla_Staz
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michaelhctam said:
Please tell me you're joking...
KarmaSutra
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Hung like a bull . . .
Yep, a Red Bull can anyway!
:cheer: :crackup:
on second thought maybe I should leave this way
Yep, a Red Bull can anyway!
:cheer: :crackup:
on second thought maybe I should leave this way
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I would hope the Costanza phenomenon wouldn't count. If so, I'm in big fvcking trouble!Skel said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Charm&Style
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i saw humor in it :rock:
Skilla_Staz
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Well, I guess so...hm.
michaelhctam
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Joking about what?Skilla_Staz said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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