LA_Chico
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Feet or Meters bro/?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Whats your Penis size?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Kev07
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Not big enough to brag about
sparky0000
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too bad this isn't a picture thread :yes:
Skilla_Staz
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Charm&Style
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Cruise said:
this thread isn't about body height...its about penis length
but tanx for letting us know ur a legal dwarf.
Skilla_Staz
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5 feet and 15 inches is 6 feet 3 inches...
Legal Dwarf? No. Legally retarded? maybe
Legal Dwarf? No. Legally retarded? maybe
Docs
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You know if you wanted to compare penises, you should just find a group of guys, and whip out your buddy and ask them, can you compare?:crackup:
michaelhctam
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Docs said:
I sometimes do that.....in the locker room but I always lose.
Boo- Hoo......I dont know why, maybe because I am over-weight (profile pic)
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Docs
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So...you figured the Internet was a place to try and find some form of hope that there are indeed guys like you that exist?
Sorry to break your hopes, but you're one of a kind.
Sorry to break your hopes, but you're one of a kind.
Skilla_Staz
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michaelhctam said:
Please tell me you're joking...
KarmaSutra
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Hung like a bull . . .
Yep, a Red Bull can anyway!
:cheer: :crackup:
on second thought maybe I should leave this way
Yep, a Red Bull can anyway!
:cheer: :crackup:
on second thought maybe I should leave this way
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I would hope the Costanza phenomenon wouldn't count. If so, I'm in big fvcking trouble!Skel said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Charm&Style
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i saw humor in it :rock:
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Well, I guess so...hm.
michaelhctam
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Joking about what?Skilla_Staz said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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