LA_Chico
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Feet or Meters bro/?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Whats your Penis size?
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Kev07
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Not big enough to brag about
sparky0000
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too bad this isn't a picture thread :yes:
Skilla_Staz
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
Cruise said:
this thread isn't about body height...its about penis length
but tanx for letting us know ur a legal dwarf.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
5 feet and 15 inches is 6 feet 3 inches...
Legal Dwarf? No. Legally retarded? maybe
Legal Dwarf? No. Legally retarded? maybe
Docs
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You know if you wanted to compare penises, you should just find a group of guys, and whip out your buddy and ask them, can you compare?:crackup:
michaelhctam
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Docs said:
I sometimes do that.....in the locker room but I always lose.
Boo- Hoo......I dont know why, maybe because I am over-weight (profile pic)
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Docs
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So...you figured the Internet was a place to try and find some form of hope that there are indeed guys like you that exist?
Sorry to break your hopes, but you're one of a kind.
Sorry to break your hopes, but you're one of a kind.
Skilla_Staz
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michaelhctam said:
Please tell me you're joking...
KarmaSutra
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Hung like a bull . . .
Yep, a Red Bull can anyway!
:cheer: :crackup:
on second thought maybe I should leave this way
Yep, a Red Bull can anyway!
:cheer: :crackup:
on second thought maybe I should leave this way
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I would hope the Costanza phenomenon wouldn't count. If so, I'm in big fvcking trouble!Skel said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Charm&Style
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i saw humor in it :rock:
Skilla_Staz
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Well, I guess so...hm.
michaelhctam
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Joking about what?Skilla_Staz said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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