LA_Chico
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Feet or Meters bro/?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Whats your Penis size?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Kev07
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Not big enough to brag about
sparky0000
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too bad this isn't a picture thread :yes:
Skilla_Staz
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Charm&Style
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Cruise said:
this thread isn't about body height...its about penis length
but tanx for letting us know ur a legal dwarf.
Skilla_Staz
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5 feet and 15 inches is 6 feet 3 inches...
Legal Dwarf? No. Legally retarded? maybe
Legal Dwarf? No. Legally retarded? maybe
Docs
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You know if you wanted to compare penises, you should just find a group of guys, and whip out your buddy and ask them, can you compare?:crackup:
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Docs said:
I sometimes do that.....in the locker room but I always lose.
Boo- Hoo......I dont know why, maybe because I am over-weight (profile pic)
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Docs
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So...you figured the Internet was a place to try and find some form of hope that there are indeed guys like you that exist?
Sorry to break your hopes, but you're one of a kind.
Sorry to break your hopes, but you're one of a kind.
Skilla_Staz
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michaelhctam said:
Please tell me you're joking...
KarmaSutra
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Hung like a bull . . .
Yep, a Red Bull can anyway!
:cheer: :crackup:
on second thought maybe I should leave this way
Yep, a Red Bull can anyway!
:cheer: :crackup:
on second thought maybe I should leave this way
KarmaSutra
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I would hope the Costanza phenomenon wouldn't count. If so, I'm in big fvcking trouble!Skel said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Charm&Style
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i saw humor in it :rock:
Skilla_Staz
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Well, I guess so...hm.
michaelhctam
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Joking about what?Skilla_Staz said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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