LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
Feet or Meters bro/?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Whats your Penis size?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Kev07
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Not big enough to brag about
sparky0000
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too bad this isn't a picture thread :yes:
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
Cruise said:
this thread isn't about body height...its about penis length
but tanx for letting us know ur a legal dwarf.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
5 feet and 15 inches is 6 feet 3 inches...
Legal Dwarf? No. Legally retarded? maybe
Legal Dwarf? No. Legally retarded? maybe
Docs
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You know if you wanted to compare penises, you should just find a group of guys, and whip out your buddy and ask them, can you compare?:crackup:
michaelhctam
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Docs said:
I sometimes do that.....in the locker room but I always lose.
Boo- Hoo......I dont know why, maybe because I am over-weight (profile pic)
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Docs
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So...you figured the Internet was a place to try and find some form of hope that there are indeed guys like you that exist?
Sorry to break your hopes, but you're one of a kind.
Sorry to break your hopes, but you're one of a kind.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
michaelhctam said:
Please tell me you're joking...
KarmaSutra
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Hung like a bull . . .
Yep, a Red Bull can anyway!
:cheer: :crackup:
on second thought maybe I should leave this way
Yep, a Red Bull can anyway!
:cheer: :crackup:
on second thought maybe I should leave this way
KarmaSutra
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I would hope the Costanza phenomenon wouldn't count. If so, I'm in big fvcking trouble!Skel said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
i saw humor in it :rock:
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Well, I guess so...hm.
michaelhctam
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Joking about what?Skilla_Staz said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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