Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcJScBLIEX4
Right off the bat I would neg this girl and tell her she can't dance
Right off the bat I would neg this girl and tell her she can't dance
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
What's the first thing you would say to this girl?
- Thread starter Vantagepoint34
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Hey, you remind me of my niece. She danced like that in her fourth grade talent show. Is that dance popular with all the kids? Are you a teacher?
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
Haha nice one. It's funny how when we grow up we want to regress to when we were children. And when we are little we want to grow up. Grass is greener on the other side philosophy.taiyuu_otoko said:
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
"Hey you're Kate Upton, nice to meet you!"
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.