MatureDJ
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
What's the deal with this dating website?
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
blue_eyed_devil
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You know, I dated an ex-college volleyball player. U of Wisconsin, IIRC. She was 6 feet tall, broad-shouldered, brunette but built like Sally from Third Rock. That, to me, is a Big Beautiful Woman.
No fat chicks. Ever.
No fat chicks. Ever.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I married a 120-pound beauty pageant queen who then gained 100 pounds after we got married. Then I found her personal ads on http://bbwdatefinder.com/
I only wish I was making this up...
I only wish I was making this up...
jophil28
Master Don Juan
What the F does BBW stand for ? Big Beached Whales ?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
one of my good buddys from college dated than married a chick who was in pageants. I met her years ago when they first started dating and this girl was a lagit good looking 7-8. Just saw some pictures on facebook and she has put on at least a solid 30-40 and they are married.Bible_Belt said:
gotta say, my biggest fear hands down is marrying a chick who lets themselves balloon like this. next biggest fear is dying in a terrorist attack , followed by getting tarred and feathered. its 2:30am and I am making up stupid **** to post at this point so i'll just stop here!
teacha
Senior Don Juan
OH LA LA LA....big beautiful women here i come.