MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What's the deal with this dating website?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
blue_eyed_devil
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You know, I dated an ex-college volleyball player. U of Wisconsin, IIRC. She was 6 feet tall, broad-shouldered, brunette but built like Sally from Third Rock. That, to me, is a Big Beautiful Woman.
No fat chicks. Ever.
No fat chicks. Ever.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I married a 120-pound beauty pageant queen who then gained 100 pounds after we got married. Then I found her personal ads on http://bbwdatefinder.com/
I only wish I was making this up...
I only wish I was making this up...
jophil28
Master Don Juan
What the F does BBW stand for ? Big Beached Whales ?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
one of my good buddys from college dated than married a chick who was in pageants. I met her years ago when they first started dating and this girl was a lagit good looking 7-8. Just saw some pictures on facebook and she has put on at least a solid 30-40 and they are married.Bible_Belt said:
gotta say, my biggest fear hands down is marrying a chick who lets themselves balloon like this. next biggest fear is dying in a terrorist attack , followed by getting tarred and feathered. its 2:30am and I am making up stupid **** to post at this point so i'll just stop here!
teacha
Senior Don Juan
OH LA LA LA....big beautiful women here i come.