MatureDJ
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
What's the deal with this dating website?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
blue_eyed_devil
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You know, I dated an ex-college volleyball player. U of Wisconsin, IIRC. She was 6 feet tall, broad-shouldered, brunette but built like Sally from Third Rock. That, to me, is a Big Beautiful Woman.
No fat chicks. Ever.
No fat chicks. Ever.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I married a 120-pound beauty pageant queen who then gained 100 pounds after we got married. Then I found her personal ads on http://bbwdatefinder.com/
I only wish I was making this up...
I only wish I was making this up...
jophil28
Master Don Juan
What the F does BBW stand for ? Big Beached Whales ?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
one of my good buddys from college dated than married a chick who was in pageants. I met her years ago when they first started dating and this girl was a lagit good looking 7-8. Just saw some pictures on facebook and she has put on at least a solid 30-40 and they are married.Bible_Belt said:
gotta say, my biggest fear hands down is marrying a chick who lets themselves balloon like this. next biggest fear is dying in a terrorist attack , followed by getting tarred and feathered. its 2:30am and I am making up stupid **** to post at this point so i'll just stop here!
teacha
Senior Don Juan
OH LA LA LA....big beautiful women here i come.