penkitten
Master Don Juan
you have been hiding in our linen closet, haha !! busted!!Originally posted by Eternal
I'm sure you two will spend the day getting off...
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
whats on your xmas list
- Thread starter shagnscoob
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
is that the unsensored version?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
hahahahah
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Money...and more money.
Cash, money, "benjamins," money, coins, money, greenbacks, money, green stuff, money, and more money.
Did I mention that I want money?
It's the universal gift certificate that never expires. Plus, unlike other things, you WANT to have as many duplicates as possible.
Ben
P.S. Jewelry won't be so bad either, but I'd still rather have more money.
Cash, money, "benjamins," money, coins, money, greenbacks, money, green stuff, money, and more money.
Did I mention that I want money?
It's the universal gift certificate that never expires. Plus, unlike other things, you WANT to have as many duplicates as possible.
Ben
P.S. Jewelry won't be so bad either, but I'd still rather have more money.
-Dvd Burner
-Tivo or similar tv recorder
-iPod (because my archos sucks balls)
-Banana Republic Sweater
-Clothes, clothes and more clothes
God Penkitten, Gio, and eternal... Can you guys join a thread without derailing it?
-Tivo or similar tv recorder
-iPod (because my archos sucks balls)
-Banana Republic Sweater
-Clothes, clothes and more clothes
God Penkitten, Gio, and eternal... Can you guys join a thread without derailing it?
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I just want to get gas money and Spider-man 2 on DVD. I also think that I am getting Elf on DVD also.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
I could use a new leather trench coat.
Hint hint.
Hint hint.