penkitten
Master Don Juan
you have been hiding in our linen closet, haha !! busted!!Originally posted by Eternal
I'm sure you two will spend the day getting off...![]()
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
you have been hiding in our linen closet, haha !! busted!!Originally posted by Eternal
I'm sure you two will spend the day getting off...![]()
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Wait, no, I just...Erm...Had to clean it out. You know how messy it can get in there...Originally posted by penkitten
you have been hiding in our linen closet, haha !! busted!!
Originally posted by Eternal
Wait, no, I just...Erm...Had to clean it out. You know how messy it can get in there...
*Turns off camera.*
Of course. Who would want a censored version? That'd be like having fat-free lard.Originally posted by penkitten
is that the unsensored version?
hahahahahOriginally posted by Eternal
Of course. Who would want a censored version? That'd be like having fat-free lard.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
There was that one back in '92...Originally posted by Vincent
-Dvd Burner
-Tivo or similar tv recorder
-iPod (because my archos sucks balls)
-Banana Republic Sweater
-Clothes, clothes and more clothes
God Penkitten, Gio, and eternal... Can you guys join a thread without derailing it?
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.