"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Whats a Cool way to ask a girl to homecoming

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Brak dont f*cking post that sh*t.

I just got my date today. We aren't bf gf but we like each other. I gave her a hand mirror, with balloons and a note tied to it, saying: "Take a look at the beautiful girl i would like to take to homecoming" -Ian
My best friend made a HUGE sign, 16X30 feet and painted. "THESE WORDS ARE MY OWN... WILL YOU GO TO HOMECOMING WITH ME LOVE TREVOR" and put it up on the outside of the school where people walk in.
Another buddy made WANTED signs w/ a pic of her and her name saying something to the effect of "Surrendor yourself to Mr. Brady Jackson, the night of Sept. 17". He made like 75 copies and put them all over school.

Good luck
 
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Originally posted by Ian Gots Game
Brak dont f*cking post that sh*t.

I just got my date today. We aren't bf gf but we like each other. I gave her a hand mirror, with balloons and a note tied to it, saying: "Take a look at the beautiful girl i would like to take to homecoming" -Ian
My best friend made a HUGE sign, 16X30 feet and painted. "THESE WORDS ARE MY OWN... WILL YOU GO TO HOMECOMING WITH ME LOVE TREVOR" and put it up on the outside of the school where people walk in.
Another buddy made WANTED signs w/ a pic of her and her name saying something to the effect of "Surrendor yourself to Mr. Brady Jackson, the night of Sept. 17". He made like 75 copies and put them all over school.

Good luck
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You wouldnt happen to live in laguna beach would you?

It seems at most "normal" schools (dare i use that :) ) - Or maybe just at my school - girls would be kinda weirded out / everyone would be weirded out. I would go for the simple "building her a cake" but thats just me.


haha. uhhh other that actually asking her your very limited on non-weird things listed above such as the poop writiing, and wanted signs.
 
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A cool way? Go up to her and ask her.




Oh, right, I forgot. You don't want to do that.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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The Comeback Kid

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Originally posted by Wonderbread166
A cool way? Go up to her and ask her.




Oh, right, I forgot. You don't want to do that.
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That's probably what I'll do when/if I ask a girl to my Homecoming. As for Ian, that sounds almost "movie-like." It seemed to work for you, but like someone else said, at most schools, it would look odd. Even building a cake is a little overboard IMO.

I agree with wonderbread - I think asking her (maybe adding a small twist) is the best way to do it.
 
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Originally posted by The Comeback Kid
Even building a cake is a little overboard IMO.
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no worries. that was just a poor attempt at being funny by me :)
 
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IMO, anything romantic, but not oestentatious.

For example, I know I'd be freaked out by a giant poster, or 100 flyers...

Things don't have to be huge to make a big impression.

For example, if she drives then you could leave a card/peice of paper with a message written on it in/on her car, or maybe slip a note into her bag...

Notes are a great method for shy guys too.

Be original too- a $1.95 store bought card doesnt do much for anyone.
 
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YOU: I'm a little worried about something...

HER: What is it?

YOU: It's about us...

HER: Us???

YOU: Yah, I just feel... it's kind of hard to say... your a bit too boring for me.

HER: WHAT!! What do you mean by that? How am I boring!?

YOU: Well, you see, in the past I've been with girls who like to party, dance, and have fun. Evertime I'm with you, we just joke and talk. That's happy, sunny and peachy... but you want to have fun too right?

HER: Yes?

YOU: Well, are you the type of girl who can be exciting and not boring? Can you dance, can you have fun?

HER: Yes! I can!

YOU: I don't really believe you... Prove it.

HER: How?

YOU: Well... *pause for a while* Take me to Homecoming and show me if your fun.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
If she likes you... DONE DEAL.
OR
YOU: Hey, want to go to homecoming with me and some other friends on Friday?

Either or is fine...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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"My mommy told me that I have to ask YOU to homecoming."

Anyway why would you want a date to homecoming? At are school almost NO_ONE, ok maybe some people, have dates.
 
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I don't even know when my homecoming is:D I personally like the wanted poster idea, but just put one on her locker, that would be less weird.

But then again i'm a direct person and the very thought of asking someone in a note has been purged from my thoughts.
 
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Write it on your forehead, or better yet, write it on her forehead when she isn't looking, then she will look in the mirror, and flip out.
 
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take a building material stapler, about 20 sheets of paper that each read "I want you to come to HC, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH", with your own personal signature.

Take staple gun, staple the 20 sheets of paper onto her locker. That way, even if she doesn't want to go..she's got a constant reminder of how much of a handyman you can be.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Take some rope a piece of paper and a needle. Follow steps exactly:
1. Make a noose with the rope.
2. Take the neelde prick ur finger.
3. Use ur finger that is bleeding and then write:
"Go to homecoming with me or i'll kill myself"
4. Take the rope hold it in your right hand
5. Take it to her and hold the rope.
 
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