"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Whats a Cool way to ask a girl to homecoming

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ian Gots Game

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Brak dont f*cking post that sh*t.

I just got my date today. We aren't bf gf but we like each other. I gave her a hand mirror, with balloons and a note tied to it, saying: "Take a look at the beautiful girl i would like to take to homecoming" -Ian
My best friend made a HUGE sign, 16X30 feet and painted. "THESE WORDS ARE MY OWN... WILL YOU GO TO HOMECOMING WITH ME LOVE TREVOR" and put it up on the outside of the school where people walk in.
Another buddy made WANTED signs w/ a pic of her and her name saying something to the effect of "Surrendor yourself to Mr. Brady Jackson, the night of Sept. 17". He made like 75 copies and put them all over school.

Good luck
 

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Originally posted by Ian Gots Game
Brak dont f*cking post that sh*t.

I just got my date today. We aren't bf gf but we like each other. I gave her a hand mirror, with balloons and a note tied to it, saying: "Take a look at the beautiful girl i would like to take to homecoming" -Ian
My best friend made a HUGE sign, 16X30 feet and painted. "THESE WORDS ARE MY OWN... WILL YOU GO TO HOMECOMING WITH ME LOVE TREVOR" and put it up on the outside of the school where people walk in.
Another buddy made WANTED signs w/ a pic of her and her name saying something to the effect of "Surrendor yourself to Mr. Brady Jackson, the night of Sept. 17". He made like 75 copies and put them all over school.

Good luck
You wouldnt happen to live in laguna beach would you?

It seems at most "normal" schools (dare i use that :) ) - Or maybe just at my school - girls would be kinda weirded out / everyone would be weirded out. I would go for the simple "building her a cake" but thats just me.


haha. uhhh other that actually asking her your very limited on non-weird things listed above such as the poop writiing, and wanted signs.
 

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A cool way? Go up to her and ask her.




Oh, right, I forgot. You don't want to do that.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The Comeback Kid

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Originally posted by Wonderbread166
A cool way? Go up to her and ask her.




Oh, right, I forgot. You don't want to do that.
That's probably what I'll do when/if I ask a girl to my Homecoming. As for Ian, that sounds almost "movie-like." It seemed to work for you, but like someone else said, at most schools, it would look odd. Even building a cake is a little overboard IMO.

I agree with wonderbread - I think asking her (maybe adding a small twist) is the best way to do it.
 

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Originally posted by The Comeback Kid
Even building a cake is a little overboard IMO.
no worries. that was just a poor attempt at being funny by me :)
 

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IMO, anything romantic, but not oestentatious.

For example, I know I'd be freaked out by a giant poster, or 100 flyers...

Things don't have to be huge to make a big impression.

For example, if she drives then you could leave a card/peice of paper with a message written on it in/on her car, or maybe slip a note into her bag...

Notes are a great method for shy guys too.

Be original too- a $1.95 store bought card doesnt do much for anyone.
 

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YOU: I'm a little worried about something...

HER: What is it?

YOU: It's about us...

HER: Us???

YOU: Yah, I just feel... it's kind of hard to say... your a bit too boring for me.

HER: WHAT!! What do you mean by that? How am I boring!?

YOU: Well, you see, in the past I've been with girls who like to party, dance, and have fun. Evertime I'm with you, we just joke and talk. That's happy, sunny and peachy... but you want to have fun too right?

HER: Yes?

YOU: Well, are you the type of girl who can be exciting and not boring? Can you dance, can you have fun?

HER: Yes! I can!

YOU: I don't really believe you... Prove it.

HER: How?

YOU: Well... *pause for a while* Take me to Homecoming and show me if your fun.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
If she likes you... DONE DEAL.
OR
YOU: Hey, want to go to homecoming with me and some other friends on Friday?

Either or is fine...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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B-Lemond

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"My mommy told me that I have to ask YOU to homecoming."

Anyway why would you want a date to homecoming? At are school almost NO_ONE, ok maybe some people, have dates.
 

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I don't even know when my homecoming is:D I personally like the wanted poster idea, but just put one on her locker, that would be less weird.

But then again i'm a direct person and the very thought of asking someone in a note has been purged from my thoughts.
 

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Write it on your forehead, or better yet, write it on her forehead when she isn't looking, then she will look in the mirror, and flip out.
 

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take a building material stapler, about 20 sheets of paper that each read "I want you to come to HC, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH", with your own personal signature.

Take staple gun, staple the 20 sheets of paper onto her locker. That way, even if she doesn't want to go..she's got a constant reminder of how much of a handyman you can be.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The Master Disaster

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Take some rope a piece of paper and a needle. Follow steps exactly:
1. Make a noose with the rope.
2. Take the neelde prick ur finger.
3. Use ur finger that is bleeding and then write:
"Go to homecoming with me or i'll kill myself"
4. Take the rope hold it in your right hand
5. Take it to her and hold the rope.
 
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