"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What will happen if you get a nice body (6pack etc) and then STOP work-outs?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Heizen
Senior Don Juan
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
well yes but i dont think they turn to fat, they just disapear, if you look at anyone who borke there leg after having a cast taken off there leg, their leg will be really really skinny if they are thin because the muslce has gone.
MindOverMatter
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Once you take that physical work away, they start breaking down. Once you stop slacking off on your diet, they start breaking down.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Heizen
Senior Don Juan
It turns to flab though. I never said fat. Flab = if you have enough muscle.
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
il_duce
Master Don Juan
Correct. Without the physical stress, your muscles will simply decrease in size, but they won't turn into fat. If you stop lifting, but still have a healthy diet, you won't get fat, but you will lose lean muscle. If your diet is bad, then you will gain fat while losing lean muscle at the same time.Originally posted by FrankWank
SORRY..........but muscle does NOT turn to fat or flab!
A muscle will only increase or decrease in size. It does not turn into something else
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Spare me the biology. The consequences are what's important.
When you get big, it's fairly easy to maintain. But if you stop training and eat the same, you will turn into a tub of lard.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.