Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
I hate it when I lose a gold tooth going down on a girl,..
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
What was that thing she had stuck up her ****?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Last Man Standing
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Last Man Standing said:
So I was right!Bible_Belt said:
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Damn it, I was considering using the ring, but now... screw that. Maybe I will just do pills. The best was always Depo Provera, but they are finding that it destroys a woman's calcium.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
depro was bad bad bad for meiqqi said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Ten years ago, a gf of mine had the depo shot, and it made her bleed for months. But a different gf now is on the shot and has no such problem. Maybe the shot has improved, I don't know. This nuvaring thing is supposed to be the most effective birth control, because the hormone dose is steady, and you can't miss a day like with the pill. However, antibiotics still make it ineffective just like with the pill.
Guys, don't let it freak you out! If you finger a girl up by her g-spot, it feels like there's a rolled-up condom stuffed up there. Now that you have read this thread, you can avoid the mood-killing, "uh, wtf is that thing shoved up your pvssy?" I think a question like that might be even better birth control than the nuva ring
Guys, don't let it freak you out! If you finger a girl up by her g-spot, it feels like there's a rolled-up condom stuffed up there. Now that you have read this thread, you can avoid the mood-killing, "uh, wtf is that thing shoved up your pvssy?" I think a question like that might be even better birth control than the nuva ring