"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What was that thing she had stuck up her ****?

Rollo Tomassi

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I hate it when I lose a gold tooth going down on a girl,..
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I was going to say it might be some surgical tools from where the doctor was working during her/his gender reassignment! LOL

I'm getting bitter and sarcastic in my old age!
 

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Damn it, I was considering using the ring, but now... screw that. Maybe I will just do pills. The best was always Depo Provera, but they are finding that it destroys a woman's calcium.
 

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iqqi said:
Damn it, I was considering using the ring, but now... screw that. Maybe I will just do pills. The best was always Depo Provera, but they are finding that it destroys a woman's calcium.
depro was bad bad bad for me
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ten years ago, a gf of mine had the depo shot, and it made her bleed for months. But a different gf now is on the shot and has no such problem. Maybe the shot has improved, I don't know. This nuvaring thing is supposed to be the most effective birth control, because the hormone dose is steady, and you can't miss a day like with the pill. However, antibiotics still make it ineffective just like with the pill.

Guys, don't let it freak you out! If you finger a girl up by her g-spot, it feels like there's a rolled-up condom stuffed up there. Now that you have read this thread, you can avoid the mood-killing, "uh, wtf is that thing shoved up your pvssy?" I think a question like that might be even better birth control than the nuva ring :)
 

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I like the idea of this nurvaring thing. It serves as proof the girl is using birth control where as with the pill how can you be sure. That is if you can make sure it's not some used rolled up condom stuck in her :) .
 
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