"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What was that thing she had stuck up her ****?

Rollo Tomassi

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I hate it when I lose a gold tooth going down on a girl,..
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I was going to say it might be some surgical tools from where the doctor was working during her/his gender reassignment! LOL

I'm getting bitter and sarcastic in my old age!
 

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Damn it, I was considering using the ring, but now... screw that. Maybe I will just do pills. The best was always Depo Provera, but they are finding that it destroys a woman's calcium.
 

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iqqi said:
Damn it, I was considering using the ring, but now... screw that. Maybe I will just do pills. The best was always Depo Provera, but they are finding that it destroys a woman's calcium.
depro was bad bad bad for me
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ten years ago, a gf of mine had the depo shot, and it made her bleed for months. But a different gf now is on the shot and has no such problem. Maybe the shot has improved, I don't know. This nuvaring thing is supposed to be the most effective birth control, because the hormone dose is steady, and you can't miss a day like with the pill. However, antibiotics still make it ineffective just like with the pill.

Guys, don't let it freak you out! If you finger a girl up by her g-spot, it feels like there's a rolled-up condom stuffed up there. Now that you have read this thread, you can avoid the mood-killing, "uh, wtf is that thing shoved up your pvssy?" I think a question like that might be even better birth control than the nuva ring :)
 

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I like the idea of this nurvaring thing. It serves as proof the girl is using birth control where as with the pill how can you be sure. That is if you can make sure it's not some used rolled up condom stuck in her :) .
 
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