"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What the heck are girls doing on this site???

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well, since i have been in here, guys have been pm'ing me to ask for advice. so, we do seem to serve SOME purpose! who can decipher the female mor eso than one of her comrades?

personally, i like coming in here to gain perspective on whats going on on the other side of things. see what you guys write has been enlightening at best and horrifying at worse. its nice to see some guys really care about the chicks they are with and are interested in committing. on the other hand, i see postsdescribing how the guy "banged" a virgin and then posts her photo. yeah, real classy.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Hayley79
well, since i have been in here, guys have been pm'ing me to ask for advice. so, we do seem to serve SOME purpose! who can decipher the female mor eso than one of her comrades?
...Still holding my tongue...:p
 

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wow, that's the most replies I got on a topic....interesting. Well, I understand now; the term female don-juan just felt like an oxymoron even though they might exist. girls are here to give non-biased advice. :cheer:
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
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you can always use a dictionary my friend...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Re: Whats the big deal?!?!

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
try benefit from them/their knowledge.
i dont mind them being here...i really dont care but that statement right there is kinda of a pradox
 

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So the other day I'm going to this place to get me a sandwich. I'm going for the parking space and this girl comes out of nowhere and starts walking like she's the most important thing alive on the planet (even though I could see through her bull****). So I know she's runnin some kinda game... I was running out of patience as usual and was in a serious mood (hungry as a dog).
What would you have done if you were me in that situation? Remember, I was with my car, trying to get in the parking space and the girl is walking slowly in front of me while I'm furiously trying to get to some food.

I'll tell you what I did when I hear your replies.
 

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Originally posted by Ebach
So the other day I'm going to this place to get me a sandwich. I'm going for the parking space and this girl comes out of nowhere and starts walking like she's the most important thing alive on the planet (even though I could see through her bull****). So I know she's runnin some kinda game... I was running out of patience as usual and was in a serious mood (hungry as a dog).
What would you have done if you were me in that situation? Remember, I was with my car, trying to get in the parking space and the girl is walking slowly in front of me while I'm furiously trying to get to some food.

I'll tell you what I did when I hear your replies.
"hey you still have a vagina, if i were you id cut that crap."
 

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Originally posted by undesputable
"hey you still have a vagina, if i were you id cut that crap."
:crackup: I don't know what any of this has to do w/ my topic but its funny as hell.
 

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Originally posted by DJ_in_making
:crackup: I don't know what any of this has to do w/ my topic but its funny as hell.
Here's a dictionary for 'ya.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Closed. I think you all know why.

For what it's worth, I happen to know for a fact that penkitten gets PMs non-stop from guys who want advice from her but are too damn chicken-sh*t to admit it on the forum. Sometimes she gets asked for advice from some of the same guys who complain about women being on the site.
 
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