TheLadiesMan
Master Don Juan
I mean, I'm probably one of the oldest members, and my post count can be compared to the guy who signed up a month ago.
When did they pull this out?
When did they pull this out?
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Motherfvcking Squirrels nailed it!squirrels said:Rep points is a system to make KBJs feel good about themselves.![]()
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Haha! Good one, KX. Glad to see you are over the past, unlike us poor simpletonsKontrollerX said:Aside from those degenerates there is a spinoff website out there made by an ex Sosuave member simpleton and populated by ex Sosuave member sycophantic simpletons who regularly come here to whine, troll and b!tch about their hero and god the head simpleton in charge or rather HSIC (as I now call him)
KontrollerX said:Its something for sub par posters to b!tch and whine about since no one reps them due to their garbage advice.
Aside from those degenerates there is a spinoff website out there made by an ex Sosuave member simpleton and populated by ex Sosuave member sycophantic simpletons who regularly come here to whine, troll and b!tch about their hero and god the head simpleton in charge or rather HSIC (as I now call him) never being able to win over the hearts and minds of the Sosuave forum as Pook once did and also they are angered over their god never being able to take the top spot in reputation on Sosuave.
(The guy can barely crack the top ten here)
Instead Rollo Tomassi succeeded Pook as the top regarded poster on this site (when it comes to the forum's overrall message and direction) and the simpleton and his sycophants can't stand that nor the fact that their god never made number one in reputation points here and so they raid this place and stink it up from time to time in an effort to try and bring back and force us to live in the past with them as well prop their god up and give him the attention and worship he feels he deserves in his thoroughly deluded simpleton mind.
Video is so 90's. Straight to dvd is the current migration.KontrollerX said:On the set of Lethal Weapon 5 now starring KarmaSutra and TheRealSupreme as vigilante cops that do battle with taiyuu_otoko and his yakuza hentai smuggling crime syndicate. Can anyone say straight to video release?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I realized they aren't a representation of who I am as a man. Anyone can gobble up the spittle of other guys and rewrite as their own. If it makes them feel momentarily superior to have a bunch of green under their names, so be it.Cr1msonKing said:I'm not sure what happened between Karma and reputation points.
who's that?KontrollerX said:Aside from those degenerates there is a spinoff website out there made by an ex Sosuave member simpleton and populated by ex Sosuave member sycophantic simpletons
you just suck that's all. your rep is a confirmation of your suckiness, so please avoid making sucky posts and increasing the overall sucktitude of the forum.TheLadiesMan said:I mean, I'm probably one of the oldest members, and my post count can be compared to the guy who signed up a month ago.
When did they pull this out?
funny sh!t. I'd rep you but it says i have to spread more around first.KontrollerX said:Its something for sub par posters to b!tch and whine about since no one reps them due to their garbage advice.
Aside from those degenerates there is a spinoff website out there made by an ex Sosuave member simpleton and populated by ex Sosuave member sycophantic simpletons who regularly come here to whine, troll and b!tch about their hero and god the head simpleton in charge or rather HSIC (as I now call him) never being able to win over the hearts and minds of the Sosuave forum as Pook once did and also they are angered over their god never being able to take the top spot in reputation on Sosuave.
(The guy can barely crack the top ten here)
Instead Rollo Tomassi succeeded Pook as the top regarded poster on this site (when it comes to the forum's overrall message and direction) and the simpleton and his sycophants can't stand that nor the fact that their god never made number one in reputation points here and so they raid this place and stink it up from time to time in an effort to try and bring back and force us to live in the past with them as well prop their god up and give him the attention and worship he feels he deserves in his thoroughly deluded simpleton mind.
Edit: And I'm not talking to you TheLadiesMan with my post just the jealous kids who care about rep and b!tch about not having any.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.