TheLadiesMan
Master Don Juan
I mean, I'm probably one of the oldest members, and my post count can be compared to the guy who signed up a month ago.
When did they pull this out?
When did they pull this out?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Motherfvcking Squirrels nailed it!squirrels said:Rep points is a system to make KBJs feel good about themselves.![]()
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Haha! Good one, KX. Glad to see you are over the past, unlike us poor simpletonsKontrollerX said:Aside from those degenerates there is a spinoff website out there made by an ex Sosuave member simpleton and populated by ex Sosuave member sycophantic simpletons who regularly come here to whine, troll and b!tch about their hero and god the head simpleton in charge or rather HSIC (as I now call him)
KontrollerX said:Its something for sub par posters to b!tch and whine about since no one reps them due to their garbage advice.
Aside from those degenerates there is a spinoff website out there made by an ex Sosuave member simpleton and populated by ex Sosuave member sycophantic simpletons who regularly come here to whine, troll and b!tch about their hero and god the head simpleton in charge or rather HSIC (as I now call him) never being able to win over the hearts and minds of the Sosuave forum as Pook once did and also they are angered over their god never being able to take the top spot in reputation on Sosuave.
(The guy can barely crack the top ten here)
Instead Rollo Tomassi succeeded Pook as the top regarded poster on this site (when it comes to the forum's overrall message and direction) and the simpleton and his sycophants can't stand that nor the fact that their god never made number one in reputation points here and so they raid this place and stink it up from time to time in an effort to try and bring back and force us to live in the past with them as well prop their god up and give him the attention and worship he feels he deserves in his thoroughly deluded simpleton mind.
Video is so 90's. Straight to dvd is the current migration.KontrollerX said:On the set of Lethal Weapon 5 now starring KarmaSutra and TheRealSupreme as vigilante cops that do battle with taiyuu_otoko and his yakuza hentai smuggling crime syndicate. Can anyone say straight to video release?
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I realized they aren't a representation of who I am as a man. Anyone can gobble up the spittle of other guys and rewrite as their own. If it makes them feel momentarily superior to have a bunch of green under their names, so be it.Cr1msonKing said:I'm not sure what happened between Karma and reputation points.
who's that?KontrollerX said:Aside from those degenerates there is a spinoff website out there made by an ex Sosuave member simpleton and populated by ex Sosuave member sycophantic simpletons
you just suck that's all. your rep is a confirmation of your suckiness, so please avoid making sucky posts and increasing the overall sucktitude of the forum.TheLadiesMan said:I mean, I'm probably one of the oldest members, and my post count can be compared to the guy who signed up a month ago.
When did they pull this out?
funny sh!t. I'd rep you but it says i have to spread more around first.KontrollerX said:Its something for sub par posters to b!tch and whine about since no one reps them due to their garbage advice.
Aside from those degenerates there is a spinoff website out there made by an ex Sosuave member simpleton and populated by ex Sosuave member sycophantic simpletons who regularly come here to whine, troll and b!tch about their hero and god the head simpleton in charge or rather HSIC (as I now call him) never being able to win over the hearts and minds of the Sosuave forum as Pook once did and also they are angered over their god never being able to take the top spot in reputation on Sosuave.
(The guy can barely crack the top ten here)
Instead Rollo Tomassi succeeded Pook as the top regarded poster on this site (when it comes to the forum's overrall message and direction) and the simpleton and his sycophants can't stand that nor the fact that their god never made number one in reputation points here and so they raid this place and stink it up from time to time in an effort to try and bring back and force us to live in the past with them as well prop their god up and give him the attention and worship he feels he deserves in his thoroughly deluded simpleton mind.
Edit: And I'm not talking to you TheLadiesMan with my post just the jealous kids who care about rep and b!tch about not having any.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.