TheLadiesMan
Master Don Juan
I mean, I'm probably one of the oldest members, and my post count can be compared to the guy who signed up a month ago.
When did they pull this out?
When did they pull this out?
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Motherfvcking Squirrels nailed it!squirrels said:Rep points is a system to make KBJs feel good about themselves.![]()
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Haha! Good one, KX. Glad to see you are over the past, unlike us poor simpletonsKontrollerX said:Aside from those degenerates there is a spinoff website out there made by an ex Sosuave member simpleton and populated by ex Sosuave member sycophantic simpletons who regularly come here to whine, troll and b!tch about their hero and god the head simpleton in charge or rather HSIC (as I now call him)
KontrollerX said:Its something for sub par posters to b!tch and whine about since no one reps them due to their garbage advice.
Aside from those degenerates there is a spinoff website out there made by an ex Sosuave member simpleton and populated by ex Sosuave member sycophantic simpletons who regularly come here to whine, troll and b!tch about their hero and god the head simpleton in charge or rather HSIC (as I now call him) never being able to win over the hearts and minds of the Sosuave forum as Pook once did and also they are angered over their god never being able to take the top spot in reputation on Sosuave.
(The guy can barely crack the top ten here)
Instead Rollo Tomassi succeeded Pook as the top regarded poster on this site (when it comes to the forum's overrall message and direction) and the simpleton and his sycophants can't stand that nor the fact that their god never made number one in reputation points here and so they raid this place and stink it up from time to time in an effort to try and bring back and force us to live in the past with them as well prop their god up and give him the attention and worship he feels he deserves in his thoroughly deluded simpleton mind.
Video is so 90's. Straight to dvd is the current migration.KontrollerX said:On the set of Lethal Weapon 5 now starring KarmaSutra and TheRealSupreme as vigilante cops that do battle with taiyuu_otoko and his yakuza hentai smuggling crime syndicate. Can anyone say straight to video release?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I realized they aren't a representation of who I am as a man. Anyone can gobble up the spittle of other guys and rewrite as their own. If it makes them feel momentarily superior to have a bunch of green under their names, so be it.Cr1msonKing said:I'm not sure what happened between Karma and reputation points.
who's that?KontrollerX said:Aside from those degenerates there is a spinoff website out there made by an ex Sosuave member simpleton and populated by ex Sosuave member sycophantic simpletons
you just suck that's all. your rep is a confirmation of your suckiness, so please avoid making sucky posts and increasing the overall sucktitude of the forum.TheLadiesMan said:I mean, I'm probably one of the oldest members, and my post count can be compared to the guy who signed up a month ago.
When did they pull this out?
funny sh!t. I'd rep you but it says i have to spread more around first.KontrollerX said:Its something for sub par posters to b!tch and whine about since no one reps them due to their garbage advice.
Aside from those degenerates there is a spinoff website out there made by an ex Sosuave member simpleton and populated by ex Sosuave member sycophantic simpletons who regularly come here to whine, troll and b!tch about their hero and god the head simpleton in charge or rather HSIC (as I now call him) never being able to win over the hearts and minds of the Sosuave forum as Pook once did and also they are angered over their god never being able to take the top spot in reputation on Sosuave.
(The guy can barely crack the top ten here)
Instead Rollo Tomassi succeeded Pook as the top regarded poster on this site (when it comes to the forum's overrall message and direction) and the simpleton and his sycophants can't stand that nor the fact that their god never made number one in reputation points here and so they raid this place and stink it up from time to time in an effort to try and bring back and force us to live in the past with them as well prop their god up and give him the attention and worship he feels he deserves in his thoroughly deluded simpleton mind.
Edit: And I'm not talking to you TheLadiesMan with my post just the jealous kids who care about rep and b!tch about not having any.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.