"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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what the fook does this mean?

spang

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me: are you free anytime next week? we can meet up for a drink or something.

her:Besides Tues and Friday night, I think I'm mostly free. When and where were you thinking?

her:Note: I might judge you depending on how you answer.


what is this an audition??:down:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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HalfPUAHalfAFC

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Reply with your last line in you post. No emoticons though

It'll probably turn her off though.

But she already sounds like trouble, unless you know her well enough to interpret her text as facetious.

Here's some other possibilities to respond with:

Just respond with place/time: Jim's Bar, 9:30, Wednesday. Wear your clown suit.

Or, "Ha!"

Or, "I'll meet you at XYX, at [this time]... and I'll do the judging, missy."

Or, "Oh really?"

Or, :crackup:

Or, "Whatever"

Or, "Meet me at [place/time]. Bring your gavel, smarty pants"

YMMV
 

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You can play this a couple ways.

One you can completely ignore her last line, women say stupid shiat all the time and you don't need to answer every single phuckin' question or statement thrown your way and proceed by telling her a time/place & day to meet you.

Or you can say something witty/****y; but I would refrain from this if this is a girl that you don't know well since sarcasm can easily get misinterpreted via text.

Or if you REALLY want to get her hamster spinning; don't reply at all and wait for her to text you again.

By delaying your response, you will get her imagination running and if she has solid interest in you, she will get worried and think she blew it with her stupid statement.

I would completely ignore it and just suggest a time and place/day. If she gives you any answer but yes, then ditch her.





PIMP
 

spang

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i left her a smart ass reply. already asked twice. not gonna put up with this crap.
 

VladPatton

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I'd say:

Damn, I didn't know I was on trial!

Or just ignored it. This girl reeks of entitlement already!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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