"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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what the fook does this mean?

spang

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me: are you free anytime next week? we can meet up for a drink or something.

her:Besides Tues and Friday night, I think I'm mostly free. When and where were you thinking?

her:Note: I might judge you depending on how you answer.


what is this an audition??:down:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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HalfPUAHalfAFC

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Reply with your last line in you post. No emoticons though

It'll probably turn her off though.

But she already sounds like trouble, unless you know her well enough to interpret her text as facetious.

Here's some other possibilities to respond with:

Just respond with place/time: Jim's Bar, 9:30, Wednesday. Wear your clown suit.

Or, "Ha!"

Or, "I'll meet you at XYX, at [this time]... and I'll do the judging, missy."

Or, "Oh really?"

Or, :crackup:

Or, "Whatever"

Or, "Meet me at [place/time]. Bring your gavel, smarty pants"

YMMV
 

Pimp-sicle

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You can play this a couple ways.

One you can completely ignore her last line, women say stupid shiat all the time and you don't need to answer every single phuckin' question or statement thrown your way and proceed by telling her a time/place & day to meet you.

Or you can say something witty/****y; but I would refrain from this if this is a girl that you don't know well since sarcasm can easily get misinterpreted via text.

Or if you REALLY want to get her hamster spinning; don't reply at all and wait for her to text you again.

By delaying your response, you will get her imagination running and if she has solid interest in you, she will get worried and think she blew it with her stupid statement.

I would completely ignore it and just suggest a time and place/day. If she gives you any answer but yes, then ditch her.





PIMP
 

spang

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i left her a smart ass reply. already asked twice. not gonna put up with this crap.
 

VladPatton

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I'd say:

Damn, I didn't know I was on trial!

Or just ignored it. This girl reeks of entitlement already!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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