"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What makes you a great boyfriend?

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''What makes you a great boyfriend?''

A chick gave me that question, so I got curious
1) What would be a good answer
2) What would sosuave guy answer
3) What makes you guys (on suave) a great boyfriend in your own terms
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The only answer if you have just met her.

"Slow down cow-girl, I'm not sure if I like you yet much less want to sleep with you."

It is always a good idea when a chick asks you difficult questions like this is to turn it sexual. And she how she responds.
 
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The boyfriend label, is for boys. I doesn't apply to me. (Acting insulted)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Silly questions. You could go into role playing a chode....

"oh I'd treat you like a princess" "I'd wash your car" "I'd do your homework", "bring you breakfast in bed (sexual nlp slip)" etc etc

Mocking chode behavior and chode probing questions thus covertly demonstrating that a chode you're not...
 
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"I wouldn't cheat on you that often and I'd make you breakfast assuming you like half-burnt toast"
 
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Pressure flip, what makes you a good gf? Then continue to ask her questions while avoiding answering hers.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Poon King said:
All you should care about is what makes a great MAN.

Being a great MAN should be your goal. Working to be a "great boyfriend" is the domain of white knights.
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Yes, is like asking...

What kind of knucklehead are you?

Either way, is still knucklehead.
 
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Von said:
''What makes you a great boyfriend?''

A chick gave me that question, so I got curious
1) What would be a good answer
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I would answer: 'Why should I care about being a great boyfriend?'

I could imagine at the funeral: 'He didn't accompish, create, or do anything with his life, but he sure was a great boyfriend. He bought his girlfriend flowers everyday, cooked for her, carried her purse, never upset her, and made sure she was always happy in the relationship.'

Brutal.
 
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Girl: What makes you a great boyfriend?
Old_skoolr: Something you'll never know.
 
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