joecollapoppa
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Ok I usually see girls checking me out through their cars while I'm walking alone or with friends. How should I approach and what should I say. Since im kinda a clown, should i approach wit a hookers line for a joke? help me.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
what line should i have used?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
playa in trainin'
Don Juan
Sorry.. I've been reading stuff like these.Originally posted by HHloser2
"Hey What your doing around here, Looking for a handsome guy to talk too?
Won't this seem to them like you're being too full of yourself? I mean, it would be funny if you are'nt handsome, it might get you somewhere..
But what if in any case you ARE handsome. Imo, it might feel like she might think you're too full of yourself.
But then again, i'm new, so educate me.. That's why I posted, so i can learn from you guys.
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Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
hooker line would be funny, or u can offer to clean their windshields for drugs. just do something
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Just walk over to her and say"hi."
There's a line for you.
There's a line for you.