joecollapoppa
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Ok I usually see girls checking me out through their cars while I'm walking alone or with friends. How should I approach and what should I say. Since im kinda a clown, should i approach wit a hookers line for a joke? help me.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
what line should i have used?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
playa in trainin'
Don Juan
Sorry.. I've been reading stuff like these.Originally posted by HHloser2
"Hey What your doing around here, Looking for a handsome guy to talk too?
Won't this seem to them like you're being too full of yourself? I mean, it would be funny if you are'nt handsome, it might get you somewhere..
But what if in any case you ARE handsome. Imo, it might feel like she might think you're too full of yourself.
But then again, i'm new, so educate me.. That's why I posted, so i can learn from you guys.
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READ THE BIBLE THEN COME BACK. All three of you.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
hooker line would be funny, or u can offer to clean their windshields for drugs. just do something
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Just walk over to her and say"hi."
There's a line for you.
There's a line for you.