"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oni

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This girl that im trying to get from another school, we dont see each other very often and i only talk to her when she starts a convo with me on phone/online. But then she always say that shes gonna "hang out" with me during the weekends and say like shes going to come to my house or something but she never shows up. Its been 2-3x and i just dont know what to say.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Oni
This girl that im trying to get from another school, we dont see each other very often and i only talk to her when she starts a convo with me on phone/online. But then she always say that shes gonna "hang out" with me during the weekends and say like shes going to come to my house or something but she never shows up. Its been 2-3x and i just dont know what to say.
uh no, she has no il and she wasting ur time.
 

Vincent

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I got one short (big) word for you

NEXT!
 

Oni

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i know i know but its just so hard nexting her. I am the only guy where she always like flirting with thoough.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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NYC Dude

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Originally posted by Oni
i know i know but its just so hard nexting her. I am the only guy where she always like flirting with thoough.
No, you're just the only guy stupid enough to still give her that attention.
 
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