Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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doodlebug

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Hey guys! I went out clubbing yesterday and I made out with a really hot girl (Tall, long blond hair,blue eyes you get the image)

She asked me during the party "Why are you with me?" I couldnt come up with anything which is funny and the truth aswell. Of course I said something stupid but it wasnt what a DJ would say.

Can you guys help me out what do to the next time when a girl fire me this line?

Love you,
Doodlebug
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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LMFAO

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I feel we get along, we have a connection I don't know what it is about you.

I think you just need to kiss me passionately as it's obvious that you're torturing yourself.
 

TheMonkeyKing

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She says, "Why are you with me?"

You say, "Because I want you to come back to my place so I can f*ck your brains out".

This mixture of honesty and pure filth will never fail.
 

Electro67

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I would have responded with a sly grin and something like, "'Cause you seem pretty OK... so far."
 

marmel75

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"Well....surprisingly you seem less socially awkward than I had initially expected..." said with a smirk ;-)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Skyline

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Hb: "Why are you with me?"

Me : "I'm not with you, you're with me!" + smirk as you grab her neck and start making missing her again.
 

Roni_88

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Me : Let me answer that ( I give more passionate kiss and grab her)
 

jimmy18

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HB: "Why are you with me?"
Me: "I'm racking my brains" *makeout*

or

HB: "Why are you with me?"
Me: "Good question" *makeout*
 
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