"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey guys! I went out clubbing yesterday and I made out with a really hot girl (Tall, long blond hair,blue eyes you get the image)

She asked me during the party "Why are you with me?" I couldnt come up with anything which is funny and the truth aswell. Of course I said something stupid but it wasnt what a DJ would say.

Can you guys help me out what do to the next time when a girl fire me this line?

Love you,
Doodlebug
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I feel we get along, we have a connection I don't know what it is about you.

I think you just need to kiss me passionately as it's obvious that you're torturing yourself.
 
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She says, "Why are you with me?"

You say, "Because I want you to come back to my place so I can f*ck your brains out".

This mixture of honesty and pure filth will never fail.
 
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I would have responded with a sly grin and something like, "'Cause you seem pretty OK... so far."
 
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"Well....surprisingly you seem less socially awkward than I had initially expected..." said with a smirk ;-)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hb: "Why are you with me?"

Me : "I'm not with you, you're with me!" + smirk as you grab her neck and start making missing her again.
 
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Me : Let me answer that ( I give more passionate kiss and grab her)
 
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HB: "Why are you with me?"
Me: "I'm racking my brains" *makeout*

or

HB: "Why are you with me?"
Me: "Good question" *makeout*
 
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