"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What is the perfect answer for this quesiton

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doodlebug

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Hey guys! I went out clubbing yesterday and I made out with a really hot girl (Tall, long blond hair,blue eyes you get the image)

She asked me during the party "Why are you with me?" I couldnt come up with anything which is funny and the truth aswell. Of course I said something stupid but it wasnt what a DJ would say.

Can you guys help me out what do to the next time when a girl fire me this line?

Love you,
Doodlebug
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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LMFAO

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I feel we get along, we have a connection I don't know what it is about you.

I think you just need to kiss me passionately as it's obvious that you're torturing yourself.
 
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She says, "Why are you with me?"

You say, "Because I want you to come back to my place so I can f*ck your brains out".

This mixture of honesty and pure filth will never fail.
 
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I would have responded with a sly grin and something like, "'Cause you seem pretty OK... so far."
 
marmel75

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"Well....surprisingly you seem less socially awkward than I had initially expected..." said with a smirk ;-)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Hb: "Why are you with me?"

Me : "I'm not with you, you're with me!" + smirk as you grab her neck and start making missing her again.
 
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Me : Let me answer that ( I give more passionate kiss and grab her)
 
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HB: "Why are you with me?"
Me: "I'm racking my brains" *makeout*

or

HB: "Why are you with me?"
Me: "Good question" *makeout*
 
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