"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What if your wife turned into this?
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Hughman
Senior Don Juan
Lovely.
Not.
Not.
Negative_Nancy
Banned
- Joined
- Aug 3, 2009
- Messages
- 41
- Reaction score
- 0
her stomach is like a second ass
twice the fun!
twice the fun!
Turned into this? I bet she was always fat!
You might as well go for the trifecta and marry a fat b1tch who also happens to be a crazy bipolar religious nut!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
You might as well go for the trifecta and marry a fat b1tch who also happens to be a crazy bipolar religious nut!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
godofanxiety
Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 27, 2007
- Messages
- 127
- Reaction score
- 2
The fvck was that? Give us some bg info.DJDamage said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
I believe that was the result of one of those "trading spouses" shows. The genius, (not sarcastic), pure genius was to pair up a born again christian nut case with some tarot card reading family, and watch them explode.godofanxiety said:
the money she was tearing up was the twenty five grand or so that people get for going on that show.
CTApprentice
Don Juan
I AM A GOD WARRIOR!!!
Man that episode was epic.
Man that episode was epic.
Ganondorf!
Banned
- Joined
- Aug 31, 2009
- Messages
- 23
- Reaction score
- 3
People like her are the false teachers and crazies that Jesus himself warned about
People like her make religion look bad
She is not a true God warrior or christian. If she were then she wouldn't have been judging like that
that's not what Jesus taught
People like her make religion look bad
She is not a true God warrior or christian. If she were then she wouldn't have been judging like that
that's not what Jesus taught
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Ganondorf!
Banned
- Joined
- Aug 31, 2009
- Messages
- 23
- Reaction score
- 3
It's because I had more than one account activepiranha45 said:
I was both Raikojo17 and Ganondorf. I had two because of the dumb 10 post limit so that's why I made Ganondorf
I also shared a computer with Negative_Nancy who is My bro, who was accused of trolling even though it was more arguing than trolling....
so in the end they thought I was trolling so the banned all my accounts
now I just have this One
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Come on. If you're big and you like big girls then ending up with someone like that is no big surprise. The god warrior is even worse. It's like marrying a hooker. You knew what she was like before you married her and you clearly have no one to blame but yourself when you have over dramatic breakouts.
Talk about nothing new. Smack you in the face obvious answers here.
Talk about nothing new. Smack you in the face obvious answers here.