"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
What if your wife turned into this?
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Hughman
Senior Don Juan
Lovely.
Not.
Not.
Negative_Nancy
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her stomach is like a second ass
twice the fun!
twice the fun!
Turned into this? I bet she was always fat!
You might as well go for the trifecta and marry a fat b1tch who also happens to be a crazy bipolar religious nut!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
You might as well go for the trifecta and marry a fat b1tch who also happens to be a crazy bipolar religious nut!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
godofanxiety
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The fvck was that? Give us some bg info.DJDamage said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
I believe that was the result of one of those "trading spouses" shows. The genius, (not sarcastic), pure genius was to pair up a born again christian nut case with some tarot card reading family, and watch them explode.godofanxiety said:
the money she was tearing up was the twenty five grand or so that people get for going on that show.
CTApprentice
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I AM A GOD WARRIOR!!!
Man that episode was epic.
Man that episode was epic.
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People like her are the false teachers and crazies that Jesus himself warned about
People like her make religion look bad
She is not a true God warrior or christian. If she were then she wouldn't have been judging like that
that's not what Jesus taught
People like her make religion look bad
She is not a true God warrior or christian. If she were then she wouldn't have been judging like that
that's not what Jesus taught
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Ganondorf!
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It's because I had more than one account activepiranha45 said:
I was both Raikojo17 and Ganondorf. I had two because of the dumb 10 post limit so that's why I made Ganondorf
I also shared a computer with Negative_Nancy who is My bro, who was accused of trolling even though it was more arguing than trolling....
so in the end they thought I was trolling so the banned all my accounts
now I just have this One
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Come on. If you're big and you like big girls then ending up with someone like that is no big surprise. The god warrior is even worse. It's like marrying a hooker. You knew what she was like before you married her and you clearly have no one to blame but yourself when you have over dramatic breakouts.
Talk about nothing new. Smack you in the face obvious answers here.
Talk about nothing new. Smack you in the face obvious answers here.