"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What if your wife turned into this?
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Hughman
Senior Don Juan
Lovely.
Not.
Not.
Negative_Nancy
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her stomach is like a second ass
twice the fun!
twice the fun!
Turned into this? I bet she was always fat!
You might as well go for the trifecta and marry a fat b1tch who also happens to be a crazy bipolar religious nut!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
You might as well go for the trifecta and marry a fat b1tch who also happens to be a crazy bipolar religious nut!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
godofanxiety
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The fvck was that? Give us some bg info.DJDamage said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
I believe that was the result of one of those "trading spouses" shows. The genius, (not sarcastic), pure genius was to pair up a born again christian nut case with some tarot card reading family, and watch them explode.godofanxiety said:
the money she was tearing up was the twenty five grand or so that people get for going on that show.
CTApprentice
Don Juan
I AM A GOD WARRIOR!!!
Man that episode was epic.
Man that episode was epic.
Ganondorf!
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People like her are the false teachers and crazies that Jesus himself warned about
People like her make religion look bad
She is not a true God warrior or christian. If she were then she wouldn't have been judging like that
that's not what Jesus taught
People like her make religion look bad
She is not a true God warrior or christian. If she were then she wouldn't have been judging like that
that's not what Jesus taught
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Ganondorf!
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It's because I had more than one account activepiranha45 said:
I was both Raikojo17 and Ganondorf. I had two because of the dumb 10 post limit so that's why I made Ganondorf
I also shared a computer with Negative_Nancy who is My bro, who was accused of trolling even though it was more arguing than trolling....
so in the end they thought I was trolling so the banned all my accounts
now I just have this One
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Come on. If you're big and you like big girls then ending up with someone like that is no big surprise. The god warrior is even worse. It's like marrying a hooker. You knew what she was like before you married her and you clearly have no one to blame but yourself when you have over dramatic breakouts.
Talk about nothing new. Smack you in the face obvious answers here.
Talk about nothing new. Smack you in the face obvious answers here.