"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What if she 'farts'

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Serious question guys. I had my bosses wife today chatting with me, right next to me. I was turned on from another thing and she was sort of into it for a minute, solid eye contact, close to my face. Basically I smell a fart, and I know it wasn't me, and she was going outside. How to act, what to say, what to do?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I don't know about people you are not intimate with but if it's a girlfriend thats starts farting I'd dump her. They need to save that for the bathroom behind close doors. :cool:
 

MurdocNiccals

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The boss creeped in and did it ninja style so she'd think it was you and be disgusted, and you'd think it was her and be disgusted.
 

terran2k

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boy, you guys need to be handled and led thru every situation in life dont you??
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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theunflushables

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Franky Four Fingers said:
I don't know about people you are not intimate with but if it's a girlfriend thats starts farting I'd dump her. They need to save that for the bathroom behind close doors. :cool:
Really? You'd dump a girl if she started farting around you?
 

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Hell yes I would.

Smelling or hearing a girl fart would shoot my horse right now.
 

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highconscienceness said:
Serious question guys. I had my bosses wife today chatting with me, right next to me. I was turned on from another thing and she was sort of into it for a minute, solid eye contact, close to my face. Basically I smell a fart, and I know it wasn't me, and she was going outside. How to act, what to say, what to do?
Say nothing, grab you neck and pretend choke while dropping to your knees.
 

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Julius_Seizeher said:
Hell yes I would.

Smelling or hearing a girl fart would shoot my horse right now.
Maybe its my crude sense of humor but farts are funny. Especially when its this tiny cute little thing ripping one.
 

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I had a girl fart right in the middle of me plowing her...it was a wet, frothy one too but not a majorly bad/stinker one.

It did not phase me one bit. I still got it done
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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OP: You should have let one rip too, and then yelled out '1 all'.
 

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Next time just take a good sniff together, and that fart will be gone in no time.
 

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Zunder said:
OP: You should have let one rip too, and then yelled out '1 all'.
haha lol! farts are so funny :D just make sure she farts before you in any relationship. people are too serious sometimes. just get her to pull your finger and make it a fun thing! :D
 

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Semtex said:
I had a girl fart right in the middle of me plowing her...it was a wet, frothy one too but not a majorly bad/stinker one.

It did not phase me one bit. I still got it done
same here. I was plowing my ex doggy style one time, and she ripped one by accident. She was all embarrassed about it, but I really didn't care. I finished the job.
 
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