"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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What if she 'farts'

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Serious question guys. I had my bosses wife today chatting with me, right next to me. I was turned on from another thing and she was sort of into it for a minute, solid eye contact, close to my face. Basically I smell a fart, and I know it wasn't me, and she was going outside. How to act, what to say, what to do?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I don't know about people you are not intimate with but if it's a girlfriend thats starts farting I'd dump her. They need to save that for the bathroom behind close doors. :cool:
 

MurdocNiccals

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The boss creeped in and did it ninja style so she'd think it was you and be disgusted, and you'd think it was her and be disgusted.
 

terran2k

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boy, you guys need to be handled and led thru every situation in life dont you??
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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theunflushables

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Franky Four Fingers said:
I don't know about people you are not intimate with but if it's a girlfriend thats starts farting I'd dump her. They need to save that for the bathroom behind close doors. :cool:
Really? You'd dump a girl if she started farting around you?
 

Julius_Seizeher

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Hell yes I would.

Smelling or hearing a girl fart would shoot my horse right now.
 

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highconscienceness said:
Serious question guys. I had my bosses wife today chatting with me, right next to me. I was turned on from another thing and she was sort of into it for a minute, solid eye contact, close to my face. Basically I smell a fart, and I know it wasn't me, and she was going outside. How to act, what to say, what to do?
Say nothing, grab you neck and pretend choke while dropping to your knees.
 

theunflushables

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Julius_Seizeher said:
Hell yes I would.

Smelling or hearing a girl fart would shoot my horse right now.
Maybe its my crude sense of humor but farts are funny. Especially when its this tiny cute little thing ripping one.
 

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I had a girl fart right in the middle of me plowing her...it was a wet, frothy one too but not a majorly bad/stinker one.

It did not phase me one bit. I still got it done
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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OP: You should have let one rip too, and then yelled out '1 all'.
 

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Next time just take a good sniff together, and that fart will be gone in no time.
 

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Zunder said:
OP: You should have let one rip too, and then yelled out '1 all'.
haha lol! farts are so funny :D just make sure she farts before you in any relationship. people are too serious sometimes. just get her to pull your finger and make it a fun thing! :D
 

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Semtex said:
I had a girl fart right in the middle of me plowing her...it was a wet, frothy one too but not a majorly bad/stinker one.

It did not phase me one bit. I still got it done
same here. I was plowing my ex doggy style one time, and she ripped one by accident. She was all embarrassed about it, but I really didn't care. I finished the job.
 
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