"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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What if she 'farts'

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Serious question guys. I had my bosses wife today chatting with me, right next to me. I was turned on from another thing and she was sort of into it for a minute, solid eye contact, close to my face. Basically I smell a fart, and I know it wasn't me, and she was going outside. How to act, what to say, what to do?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I don't know about people you are not intimate with but if it's a girlfriend thats starts farting I'd dump her. They need to save that for the bathroom behind close doors. :cool:
 

MurdocNiccals

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The boss creeped in and did it ninja style so she'd think it was you and be disgusted, and you'd think it was her and be disgusted.
 

terran2k

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boy, you guys need to be handled and led thru every situation in life dont you??
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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theunflushables

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Franky Four Fingers said:
I don't know about people you are not intimate with but if it's a girlfriend thats starts farting I'd dump her. They need to save that for the bathroom behind close doors. :cool:
Really? You'd dump a girl if she started farting around you?
 

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Hell yes I would.

Smelling or hearing a girl fart would shoot my horse right now.
 

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highconscienceness said:
Serious question guys. I had my bosses wife today chatting with me, right next to me. I was turned on from another thing and she was sort of into it for a minute, solid eye contact, close to my face. Basically I smell a fart, and I know it wasn't me, and she was going outside. How to act, what to say, what to do?
Say nothing, grab you neck and pretend choke while dropping to your knees.
 

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Julius_Seizeher said:
Hell yes I would.

Smelling or hearing a girl fart would shoot my horse right now.
Maybe its my crude sense of humor but farts are funny. Especially when its this tiny cute little thing ripping one.
 

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I had a girl fart right in the middle of me plowing her...it was a wet, frothy one too but not a majorly bad/stinker one.

It did not phase me one bit. I still got it done
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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OP: You should have let one rip too, and then yelled out '1 all'.
 

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Next time just take a good sniff together, and that fart will be gone in no time.
 

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Zunder said:
OP: You should have let one rip too, and then yelled out '1 all'.
haha lol! farts are so funny :D just make sure she farts before you in any relationship. people are too serious sometimes. just get her to pull your finger and make it a fun thing! :D
 

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Semtex said:
I had a girl fart right in the middle of me plowing her...it was a wet, frothy one too but not a majorly bad/stinker one.

It did not phase me one bit. I still got it done
same here. I was plowing my ex doggy style one time, and she ripped one by accident. She was all embarrassed about it, but I really didn't care. I finished the job.
 
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