frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
please tell me this is a joke Shezzler!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
What does this mean (apart from the obvious)
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
oh god, dude it means she'll think about it c'ya tomorrow.
this is the second post, with the same stuff in it. either this girl is playing a game of hard to get or she's an AW.
your supplmenting her need for attention with your flirting etc.. girls with there head on straight or ACTUALLY LIKE you will not say
"i'll think about it"
if they like you, they'll either tell you WHY they can't and offer up another time, OR they'll go out with you
this is the second post, with the same stuff in it. either this girl is playing a game of hard to get or she's an AW.
your supplmenting her need for attention with your flirting etc.. girls with there head on straight or ACTUALLY LIKE you will not say
"i'll think about it"
if they like you, they'll either tell you WHY they can't and offer up another time, OR they'll go out with you
Jake-inator
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I just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading that...
spider_007
Master Don Juan
YAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
do you even have this girls NUMBER yet? i mean that can be a perfect test of how hot or cold she is to you,
if you call her and she never calls back, if your th eonly one calling, if you leave her a voicemail and she never returns it etc..
i mean jesus..
if you call her and she never calls back, if your th eonly one calling, if you leave her a voicemail and she never returns it etc..
i mean jesus..
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Jake-inator
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Mmmmm MILKSHAKES!!!!
Yea straws are great for milkshakes.
Speaking of which... I'm hijacking this thread and actually making it interesting.
This is what you get for wasting my time.
List your favorite milk shake flavors guys!!
My favorites include: Oreo, Strawberry, Banana, Cherry.
Mmmm strawberry banana is a good one too
Also how do you eat them?
Do you use a straw, spoon, spork or do you just chug it down.
Personally i love licking them off a hot girl's titties!
Yea straws are great for milkshakes.
Speaking of which... I'm hijacking this thread and actually making it interesting.
This is what you get for wasting my time.
List your favorite milk shake flavors guys!!
My favorites include: Oreo, Strawberry, Banana, Cherry.
Mmmm strawberry banana is a good one too
Also how do you eat them?
Do you use a straw, spoon, spork or do you just chug it down.
Personally i love licking them off a hot girl's titties!
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
Even drop their panties, right? "oops, look what just fell down"
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Qmanchoo
Don Juan
Nice, a guy asks for help and all most people here can do is bust his balls. Well, **** I’m going to bust your balls to but I’ll tell you what went wrong.
Shezz - You said all the wrong things to this girl in the way you asked her out, gave away you manhood in cupped hands. Anyway, you need to understand where women (not *****s) are coming from in the dating world. They want a man, first and foremost, that is funny, mysterious, and dominant in life in some way, and is authentic...and by authentic I mean "He really IS a big bad biker, not just pretending to be!"
Have you displayed these things to her in the past? Probably not, and if you did she wasn’t digging that angle.
Anyway, REGARDLESS of whether or not you ARE these following things that she was probably thinking...here is the scoop as I see it.
Me: "Look i know your goin thru a bad time atm,
She thinks - Oh, he's relating to my emotions like a friend, must be an emotional tampon. how SWEEEET! (puke)
"but i like u"
*slaps head* oh man, never tell a girl you like her, EVER! It can't possibly increase her attraction for you! So why do it??
She thinks: If I ever liked you even a little, you just killed the mystery, since I don't have to chase you to get you, now all I have to do is toss my nose in the air and you'll be beggin for my approval. (However since she said I'll think about it that's called "i don't want to be flat out RUDE so give me time to come up with a bettter excuse) - or maybe she just felt awkward because she doesn't like you all that much.
"so i guarantee that a nite out with me will make you feel a whole lot better - GUARAN - damn - TEED!!"
Dude, guaran - damn - teed? Who are you busta rhymes? and who are these women that you think will respond to something like that?
This may seem harsh, but really, you nee it.
A better thing to say would have been "I'm going to X club Friday night (I already have plans regardless of you), some of my friends are coming along and they are really cool and sociable with people they don't know (I have a life, the ppl I know will be cool and you'll be comfortable around them), we are going to have great time! (fun, fun, fun!) you should come along, everyone’s meeting at my place around 8pm" (but if you don't, no big deal to me!)
BUT, keep in mind that you probably didn’t succeed with the girl because she DIDN’T like you as most people have said.
Shezz - You said all the wrong things to this girl in the way you asked her out, gave away you manhood in cupped hands. Anyway, you need to understand where women (not *****s) are coming from in the dating world. They want a man, first and foremost, that is funny, mysterious, and dominant in life in some way, and is authentic...and by authentic I mean "He really IS a big bad biker, not just pretending to be!"
Have you displayed these things to her in the past? Probably not, and if you did she wasn’t digging that angle.
Anyway, REGARDLESS of whether or not you ARE these following things that she was probably thinking...here is the scoop as I see it.
Me: "Look i know your goin thru a bad time atm,
She thinks - Oh, he's relating to my emotions like a friend, must be an emotional tampon. how SWEEEET! (puke)
"but i like u"
*slaps head* oh man, never tell a girl you like her, EVER! It can't possibly increase her attraction for you! So why do it??
She thinks: If I ever liked you even a little, you just killed the mystery, since I don't have to chase you to get you, now all I have to do is toss my nose in the air and you'll be beggin for my approval. (However since she said I'll think about it that's called "i don't want to be flat out RUDE so give me time to come up with a bettter excuse) - or maybe she just felt awkward because she doesn't like you all that much.
"so i guarantee that a nite out with me will make you feel a whole lot better - GUARAN - damn - TEED!!"
Dude, guaran - damn - teed? Who are you busta rhymes? and who are these women that you think will respond to something like that?
This may seem harsh, but really, you nee it.
A better thing to say would have been "I'm going to X club Friday night (I already have plans regardless of you), some of my friends are coming along and they are really cool and sociable with people they don't know (I have a life, the ppl I know will be cool and you'll be comfortable around them), we are going to have great time! (fun, fun, fun!) you should come along, everyone’s meeting at my place around 8pm" (but if you don't, no big deal to me!)
BUT, keep in mind that you probably didn’t succeed with the girl because she DIDN’T like you as most people have said.