I know this thread, been posted somewhere before. But, I cant find it when I did a search. I been wondering, what do you DJ be saying, when a girl says "you're funny" A simple, "thanks" wouldn't be funny
So anyone got any good responds?
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Hehe, thats awesome.Originally posted by Ever onward
I have the ultimate ****y + Funny response for this...
her: You're funny
me: thanks, so are you.....but looks aren't everything
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Im gonna be using this one today!!!! and many more days to come!! That is the bomb that call!! hahahaaha.Originally posted by Ever onward
I have the ultimate ****y + Funny response for this...
her: You're funny
me: thanks, so are you.....but looks aren't everything
HAHAAHAH what a come backOriginally posted by bootlegger
She'll say: not ha ha funny but queer funny. (Slingblade)
My response works great and girls (especially really hot ones) eat it up.HAHAAHAH what a come back
please people post some actually nice/funny at the same time come backs, not insults
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
omg.. this is the worst thing ive ever seen.Originally posted by TurboLover
Her:"Your funny?"
Me:"Funny how?"
Her:"I don't know you just are, you know."
Me:"No I don't know, you said it, you said I was funny...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How am I funny?? ... How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me! Tell me what's funny!!"
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Originally posted by 00Kevin
hmm.... I might try to go for the number close... since you already have the girls interest at this point. the thought process that came to my mind is something like this
girl: "hey, your funny"
me: "yeah, but if could say the same for you I'd ask you for your number"
girl: "you wish" or she says, "why am I not funny?"
me: "ah you poor girl. when was the last time a funny guy asked for your number?
girl: "never" (to many AFC!)
me: "well if it isn't an intrusion, give me your number and I'll call you"
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.